Fanning, I understand how you can empathize with dscott since both of you believe in sharing every aspect of your life with anyone who will actually listen, although nobody actually gives a eff.
"guys, I got drunk and peed on my girlfriend's laundry, I need relationship advice"
"guys, I got fired...again, I need job advice"
"guys, trim is picking on me, I need advice"
"guys, my car broke down and I need a couch to sleep on for a week, need advice"