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String Cheese
« on: April 22, 2015, 06:51:28 PM »
I would never stuff four slices of cheese in my mouth, so why do I feel comfortable binge eating string cheese on a regular basis? It's just long shaped cheese


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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2015, 06:54:34 PM »
I think you are lying to yourself about the never four slices thing.

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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2015, 06:58:41 PM »
I mean I'd feel super gross. Obviously id love to do it. And I do do it because I eat string cheese all the time and it just recently came to my attention that its the same thing.

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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2015, 09:27:53 PM »
Why would you start a string cheese thread when I am trying to avoid snacking and this just reminds me that I have string cheese in my refrigerator?

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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2015, 09:32:26 PM »
you know what we should do sometime on here? have a cheese off. like everybody goes to the store and buys five pounds on whatever they want or whatever and then we all see how much of it each of us can eat in like an hour or something and then whoever eats the most of their cheese wins.

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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2015, 09:41:11 PM »
If you guys want my honest opinion about string cheese - continue reading






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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2015, 09:51:15 PM »
you know what a funny prize for winning that thing would be? a gift certificate for a bunch of free cheese.

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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2015, 10:00:14 PM »
guys, i've never eaten string cheese.  100 percent serious here
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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2015, 10:17:03 PM »
you know what we should do sometime on here? have a cheese off. like everybody goes to the store and buys five pounds on whatever they want or whatever and then we all see how much of it each of us can eat in like an hour or something and then whoever eats the most of their cheese wins.

while this may be fun at the time, the amount of prune juice that would be required after to get right is  :sdeek:

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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2015, 10:45:11 PM »
you know what we should do sometime on here? have a cheese off. like everybody goes to the store and buys five pounds on whatever they want or whatever and then we all see how much of it each of us can eat in like an hour or something and then whoever eats the most of their cheese wins.

while this may be fun at the time, the amount of prune juice that would be required after to get right is  :sdeek:

you know what a funny prize for winning that thing would be? a gift certificate for a bunch of prune juice.

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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2015, 10:49:06 PM »
guys, i've never eaten string cheese.  100 percent serious here

man, i can't wait for this addition to that thread.

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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2015, 10:55:21 PM »
you know what we should do sometime on here? have a cheese off. like everybody goes to the store and buys five pounds on whatever they want or whatever and then we all see how much of it each of us can eat in like an hour or something and then whoever eats the most of their cheese wins.

obviously I pick string cheese

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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2015, 10:57:23 PM »
guys, i've never eaten string cheese.  100 percent serious here

Its really good. Just make sure you get Kraft. I could not be more serious about that last part.

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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2015, 11:25:07 PM »
Have you guys seen the new hot dog idea? Slice the hot dog, insert string Cheese, slice the Cheese, stuff with fixings, top with shredded Cheese, pepperoni, etc. :lick:

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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2015, 11:28:27 PM »

Have you guys seen the new hot dog idea? Slice the hot dog, insert string Chaz, slice the Chaz, stuff with fixings, top with shredded Chaz, pepperoni, etc. :lick:


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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2015, 11:28:50 PM »
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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2015, 11:29:18 PM »
 :lol: Dammit

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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2015, 11:43:47 PM »
you know what a funny prize for winning that thing would be? a gift certificate for a bunch of hot dogs that you could stuff your leftover cheese into.

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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2015, 12:05:39 AM »
you know what we should do sometime on here? have a cheese off. like everybody goes to the store and buys five pounds on whatever they want or whatever and then we all see how much of it each of us can eat in like an hour or something and then whoever eats the most of their cheese wins.

while this may be fun at the time, the amount of prune juice that would be required after to get right is  :sdeek:

you know what a funny prize for winning that thing would be? a gift certificate for a bunch of prune juice.

I was going to say a tub of Metamucil, but you might be thirsty, and I don't think anyone wants to shotgun that.

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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2015, 05:39:23 AM »

Have you guys seen the new hot dog idea? Slice the hot dog, insert string Chaz, slice the Chaz, stuff with fixings, top with shredded Chaz, pepperoni, etc. :lick:



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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2020, 03:15:40 PM »
You know what grinds my gears?  String cheese that doesn't pull apart cleanly.  Very annoying.

Also, the previous post  :bawl:
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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2020, 03:29:53 PM »
I eat Babybel cheese.  It's exactly like eating string cheese but you feel like a refined grown-up.


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Re: String Cheese
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2020, 05:02:13 PM »
I eat Babybel cheese.  It's exactly like eating string cheese but you feel like a refined grown-up.


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