This debacle is getting so surreal, I half expect to get awoken tomorrow with news reports out of Manhattan that John Currie has barricaded himself with an unloaded AR-15 in the shell of the new Vanier with LHC Bill Snyder as his hostage and oscar Weber strapped with 100 lbs of C4 on his chest zip-tied to the 50 yd line of the football field and a cryptic note taped to oscar's head saying, "I just want to retire here!...and cut my grass..."
Is this all a dream?