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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2015, 04:11:29 PM »
Starts having heart attack but is afraid to tell anyone around him what's happening, dies.

This happens to a relative of his and he finds a new doctor.

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2015, 04:58:23 PM »
With mouth wide open in shock from a tough loss, chokes on a fly
Awaiting the inevitable KITN

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2015, 05:03:21 PM »
Gives PIPE's wife oral, tells PIPE all about it.
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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2015, 09:31:36 PM »
Vows to work on whiny/high pitched voice, sucks on balloon filled with helium.

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2015, 09:35:01 PM »
Vows to work on whiny/high pitched voice, sucks on balloon filled with helium.

oh man!

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2015, 09:45:42 PM »
Doesn't like what he sees on the court, goes into his famous Cross The Arms Turkish Moving Screen dance.

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2015, 10:39:06 PM »
Bread's bringing heat, not sure if good. 
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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2015, 07:58:12 AM »
Has some decent basketball players, kicks them off the team.


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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #33 on: April 15, 2015, 09:46:21 AM »
Needs to spell "coaching" to win the bee, looks confused and asks for the word to be used in a sentence.

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #34 on: April 15, 2015, 10:23:14 AM »
Gets raped, blames self. 

Self or Seff?  The former calls for too much suspension of disbelief.

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #35 on: April 15, 2015, 10:31:15 AM »
Needs to spell "coaching" to win the bee, looks confused and asks for the word to be used in a sentence.
good post TED!

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #36 on: April 15, 2015, 01:38:38 PM »
Needs to spell "coaching" to win the bee, looks confused and asks for the word to be used in a sentence.
good post TED!
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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #37 on: April 15, 2015, 06:34:16 PM »
Picks nose.  Looks around slyly to make sure nobody is watching.  Eats booger.

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #38 on: April 15, 2015, 08:23:38 PM »
Takes the last of the water in the pitcher and puts it back in the fridge without refilling it.


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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2015, 12:46:41 PM »
Has player request to transfer, dismisses him from the team ensuring tuck public support.

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2015, 09:17:37 AM »
Proves he is a bumbling dumbass with no control over his team, coaches at Kstate for 20 years.


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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2015, 09:45:00 AM »
Falls in a well, Lassie doesn't bother to get help. 

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2015, 01:45:36 PM »
uses the last of the toilet paper doesnt tell anyone

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2015, 01:46:11 PM »
makes a horrible dinner blames his wife

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #44 on: April 18, 2015, 01:58:38 PM »
Has sex with jasn88cubs' face, never calls him after. 
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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #45 on: April 18, 2015, 04:39:30 PM »
Squanders all the money he inherited, blames kids.

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #46 on: April 18, 2015, 05:28:57 PM »
Itches taint, looks around. Smells fingers.
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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #47 on: April 18, 2015, 05:42:07 PM »
Buys k-tag, still pays toll.

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #48 on: April 18, 2015, 06:55:08 PM »
Has sex with jasn88cubs' face, never calls him after.


that was the 2005 season

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Re: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?)
« Reply #49 on: March 22, 2016, 10:01:43 AM »
Can we get this thread going again?  There has to be new material out there

Final Four.... Takes Currie to BWW, asks the bartender if they can watch reruns of "Castle".