Author Topic: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?) (Read 13205 times)

GregKSU1027 · « **on:** April 13, 2015, 08:36:10 AM »

(Insert daily scenario) then (insert oscar reaction)

meow meow · « **Reply #1 on:** April 13, 2015, 08:40:51 AM »

GregKSU starts a thread on gE, then oscar Weber takes his lovely wife out to dinner at her favorite place.

kslim · « **Reply #2 on:** April 13, 2015, 09:53:35 AM »

kstate is in needs of a good in bounds play, oscar weber immediately looks for the roof of his mouth in his pant pockets.

That_Guy · « **Reply #3 on:** April 13, 2015, 10:28:13 AM »

Quote from: kslim on April 13, 2015, 09:53:35 AM

kstate is in needs of a good in bounds play, oscar weber immediately looks for the roof of his mouth in his pant pockets.

Lol

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GregKSU1027 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 13, 2015, 10:43:49 AM »

Kstate loses half of there team. oscar mows lawn out of frustration.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #5 on:** April 13, 2015, 10:46:10 AM »

3 seconds on the shot clock, calls a TO

Winters · « **Reply #6 on:** April 13, 2015, 02:00:27 PM »

Goes to a party; makes all the fun people leave.

CNS · « **Reply #7 on:** April 13, 2015, 06:01:40 PM »

Realizes his team needs inspiration, yells "hands!".

Dual Ju · « **Reply #8 on:** April 13, 2015, 06:39:53 PM »

Pours a cup of coffee, misses his mouth when he tries to drink it, breaks his nose with the mug.

bones129 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 13, 2015, 06:46:39 PM »

Loses play hard charts, resigns in disgrace.

CNS · « **Reply #10 on:** April 13, 2015, 07:01:24 PM »

Tries to rid team of cancer. Kicks off Morris Forrester and Ray Burris.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #11 on:** April 13, 2015, 07:16:08 PM »

@spaces would be great at this thread

The Big Train · « **Reply #12 on:** April 13, 2015, 08:27:05 PM »

thinks asbestos is a new chicken nuggets flavor and smells it. gets lung cancer but survives and coaches the cats for 15 more years.

#LIFE · « **Reply #13 on:** April 14, 2015, 08:14:01 AM »

Invites his friends over for a BBQ. Orders pizza.

ednksu · « **Reply #14 on:** April 14, 2015, 10:56:57 AM »

oscar realizes his lawn isn't coming in as planned, a little brown, a little patchy. He immediately goes to the professionals at home depot and they select Scotts Turf Builder Fertilizer plus crabgrass preventer. And that lawn turned out lip lickin' good.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #15 on:** April 14, 2015, 11:12:08 AM »

Molested as a child, never tells.

GregKSU1027 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 14, 2015, 11:55:11 AM »

Quote from: ednksu on April 14, 2015, 10:56:57 AM

oscar realizes his lawn isn't coming in as planned, a little brown, a little patchy. He immediately goes to the professionals at home depot and they select Scotts Turf Builder Fertilizer plus crabgrass preventer. And that lawn turned out lip lickin' good.

Feed your lawn. Feed it.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #17 on:** April 14, 2015, 12:01:05 PM »

Mother tried to abort, didn't take.

KsJoey · « **Reply #18 on:** April 14, 2015, 12:16:58 PM »

The Cats finally go on a run, oscar calls Timeout

Mr Bread · « **Reply #19 on:** April 14, 2015, 12:57:52 PM »

Wife and daughters leave him, makes family out of pillows and goes about his business.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #20 on:** April 14, 2015, 01:21:24 PM »

Gets raped, blames self.

#LIFE · « **Reply #21 on:** April 14, 2015, 01:25:51 PM »

Buys winning Powerball ticket. Runs it through the washing machine.

BIG APPLE CAT · « **Reply #22 on:** April 14, 2015, 02:10:17 PM »

Finds trail of Reece's pieces. Gets trapped under a box.

meow meow · « **Reply #23 on:** April 14, 2015, 02:56:18 PM »

finds a $100 bill on the sidewalk while walking his dog, gets excited, nose starts to bleed

Mr Bread · « **Reply #24 on:** April 14, 2015, 03:56:45 PM »

Starts having heart attack but is afraid to tell anyone around him what's happening, dies.

Author Topic: WWBWD (What would oscar Weber do?) (Read 13205 times)

The Big Train