Author Topic: Camp Brucey - What will the little dribblers learn? (Read 3524 times)

renocat · « **on:** April 08, 2015, 10:36:17 AM »

Coach has announced his camps for the summer. Teach the little purple kitties things they can use when playing for us such as passing, rebounding, the demon evils of hooch and weed, weight loss, and don't letyour prairie dog go into any holes.

0.42 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 08, 2015, 11:10:49 AM »

we should have a renocat blog post

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 08, 2015, 11:35:23 AM »

How many kids from this camp will he kick out?

CNS · « **Reply #3 on:** April 08, 2015, 11:52:07 AM »

Day 1: Awkwardness
Day 2: Deflection and Blame
Day 3: Proper Lawn Care

slobber · « **Reply #4 on:** April 08, 2015, 11:58:15 AM »

Quote from: CNS on April 08, 2015, 11:52:07 AM

Day 1: Awkwardness
Day 2: Deflection and Blame
Day 3: Proper Lawn Care

Sounds like gE!

Gonna win 'em all!

CNS · « **Reply #5 on:** April 08, 2015, 11:59:04 AM »

Sign up DobberJr for camp!

mhkpasa · « **Reply #6 on:** April 08, 2015, 12:53:41 PM »

If any of them are father/son camps, this is a definite opportunity for a gE father to attend and ask the real questions. Gather enough info to provide scoops on the premium board for months.

meow meow · « **Reply #7 on:** April 08, 2015, 03:13:32 PM »

the father/son camp will be a who's who of tucknation.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #8 on:** April 08, 2015, 11:44:37 PM »

My sons and I would relentlessly ask him why he destroyed KSU hoops. The opportunity to PI the eff out of him might be enough to justify the cost of the camp.

uncle clean jeans · « **Reply #9 on:** April 09, 2015, 12:20:06 AM »

oscar doesn't actually want to do stuff like this, does he (i.e. is he contractually obligated to wheel out some dumbass basketball camp each summer)? I remain fairly convinced that oscar still cares a lot more about how Illinois had the audacity to let him go than he ever really will about Kstate hoops. Just the general feeling I get

KST8FAN · « **Reply #10 on:** April 09, 2015, 04:46:03 AM »

Tom

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slobber · « **Reply #11 on:** April 09, 2015, 05:19:56 AM »

Quote from: KST8FAN on April 09, 2015, 04:46:03 AM

Tom

live blog. Will be most amazing thing ever.

Gonna win 'em all!

meow meow · « **Reply #12 on:** April 09, 2015, 07:00:36 AM »

The description should just read, do you like awkward dinner parties?

Tobias · « **Reply #13 on:** April 09, 2015, 07:20:57 AM »

he'd probably just tuberville you, tunnel trot-style

mhkpasa · « **Reply #14 on:** April 09, 2015, 07:44:54 AM »

Carl Ice (Big Railroad) is the polar opposite of Weber in terms of intimidating presence.

Trim · « **Reply #15 on:** April 09, 2015, 08:03:42 AM »

So you guys would pay decent money, especially if it's to a good cause, for the opportunity to ask oscar anything you want?

meow meow · « **Reply #16 on:** April 09, 2015, 08:11:41 AM »

can you imagine the look on the John/oscar's face, if they saw a gE table at this auction, bidding on dinner with DeBruce

mhkpasa · « **Reply #17 on:** April 09, 2015, 08:20:20 AM »

Win the dinner and then disagree with whatever date the Webs' & Ices' mutually agree on. Just drag it out forever.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #18 on:** April 09, 2015, 10:33:16 PM »

Quote from: uncle clean jeans on April 09, 2015, 12:20:06 AM

oscar doesn't actually want to do stuff like this, does he (i.e. is he contractually obligated to wheel out some dumbass basketball camp each summer)? I remain fairly convinced that oscar still cares a lot more about how Illinois had the audacity to let him go than he ever really will about Kstate hoops. Just the general feeling I get

I have a friend who's a BIDer and her son went to camp last year. She said oscar was great with the kids, very involved and personable. She still wants his ass gone though.

wetwillie · « **Reply #19 on:** April 09, 2015, 10:37:33 PM »

That FMV certainly had to have been run through a complex pricing algorithm.

wabash909 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 10, 2015, 06:57:20 AM »

Quote from: mhkpasa on April 09, 2015, 07:44:54 AM

Carl Ice (Big Railroad) is the polar opposite of Weber in terms of intimidating presence.

I wish my name was Carl Ice.

CNS · « **Reply #21 on:** April 10, 2015, 07:27:52 AM »

Just change your handle to Big Railroad.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #22 on:** April 10, 2015, 11:15:20 AM »

Of course he is good with kids. He can relate

slobber · « **Reply #23 on:** April 10, 2015, 11:17:41 AM »

He will have to sign 7 kids right out of camp.

Gonna win 'em all!

Clevey 2 Times · « **Reply #24 on:** April 12, 2015, 07:58:48 AM »

OMG. We really need to raise some money to send a representative to oscar dinner date. It must also be taped, so that we can publicly shame oscar. Extreme situations call for extreme measures guys.