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This Year's Scapegoat
« on: April 05, 2015, 09:42:54 PM »
Every year the collective group think of gEtard nation spontaneously selects a single player on the Wildcat defense to blame for every single yard our opponents gain on offense.  Likewise, that player's backup becomes a martyr, the most talented player on the team who doesn't play due to an unarticulated conspiracy.

Who will it be this year? Typically this player's position is safety.

Recent honorees:
Schellenberger, Tysyn

My prediction: Will Davis. The narrative is already being set up. Plus, he beat out drastically overrated Dakorey Johnson for PT last year, so the irrational hatred still simmers.

Nate Jackson is my dark horse. Plays safety. Generally has no idea where to go, so he might actually somewhat earn it.


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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2015, 09:50:58 PM »

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2015, 09:57:56 PM »
Who was it last year?

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2015, 10:02:12 PM »
Easily bazooka joe with future stud delton waiting in the wings

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2015, 10:03:47 PM »

Easily bazooka joe with future stud delton waiting in the wings

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2015, 10:09:19 PM »
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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2015, 10:41:15 PM »

Easily bazooka joe with future stud delton waiting in the wings

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2015, 10:19:08 AM »
Who was it last year?

schellenberg, imo.

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2015, 10:24:29 AM »
Scapegoats are always on the offensive end. Nobody will ever beat Jake waters. He brought all the butthurt haters out to the club. It use to be Hubert before that because "he was too slow" to break the big one.  :Ugh:

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2015, 10:29:03 AM »
Scapegoats are always on the offensive end. Nobody will ever beat Jake waters. He brought all the butthurt haters out to the club. It use to be Hubert before that because "he was too slow" to break the big one.  :Ugh:
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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2015, 10:40:33 AM »
Yeah, but Coffman was trash. It was warranted.

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2015, 10:57:42 AM »
Yeah, but Coffman was trash. It was warranted.

Wrong on Coffman.  Schelly and Davis were hot garbage last year and deserved it.

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2015, 12:52:21 PM »
Every year the collective group think of gEtard nation spontaneously selects a single player on the Wildcat defense to blame for every single yard our opponents gain on offense.

My prediction: Will Davis. The narrative is already being set up. Plus, he beat out drastically overrated Dakorey Johnson for PT last year
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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2015, 02:56:12 PM »
The correct answer is whoever is playing in front of Shelley.

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2015, 03:09:08 PM »
Every year the collective group think of gEtard nation spontaneously selects a single player on the Wildcat defense to blame for every single yard our opponents gain on offense.  Likewise, that player's backup becomes a martyr, the most talented player on the team who doesn't play due to an unarticulated conspiracy.

Who will it be this year? Typically this player's position is safety.

Recent honorees:
Schellenberger, Tysyn

My prediction: Will Davis. The narrative is already being set up. Plus, he beat out drastically overrated Dakorey Johnson for PT last year, so the irrational hatred still simmers.

Nate Jackson is my dark horse. Plays safety. Generally has no idea where to go, so he might actually somewhat earn it.

if you're going to make a stupid post like this, at least spell all of the players' names correctly

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2015, 05:25:06 PM »
Whomever is playing in front on Sean Newlan.

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2015, 08:13:00 PM »
Schellenberg was absolutely god awful last year, there was like 1 or 2 games total where he had any idea what to do, the way he went out absolutely sucks but he definitely was very bad.

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2015, 08:14:21 PM »
Who was it last year?

schellenberg, imo.
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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2015, 08:18:21 PM »
Scapegoats are always on the offensive end. Nobody will ever beat Jake waters. He brought all the butthurt haters out to the club. It use to be Hubert before that because "he was too slow" to break the big one.  :Ugh:

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2015, 08:19:47 PM »
Dorian Roberts the year before schelly
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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2015, 11:07:16 PM »
Clinkscales  :frown:

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2015, 12:29:14 AM »
Why would it be anyone besides Sean Snyder?

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Re: This Year's Scapegoat
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2015, 01:02:19 AM »
Remains to be seen.