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Help Hapless Coach Develop a Sales pitch to recruits
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March 24, 2015, 10:30:58 PM »
Coach Weber, "Mom and dad don't worry about about your son being defiled by a sleazy winch woman, we will do the screwing.". Dad and mom your son will be a one and done.
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March 24, 2015, 10:38:40 PM »
I want a DJamer oscar recruit, but what if he/she gets broke too?
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March 27, 2015, 11:10:22 PM »
Dad, "Yes coach my son is a good kid, but he is slow, half blind, uncoordinated, and goes spastic in front of large crowds." Weber, "a solid recruit that will make Hoover Currie proud."
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March 28, 2015, 06:07:56 AM »
If your kid is worth a damn, gE will embrace him because they really need somebody to get behind.
Gonna win 'em all!
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