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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #200 on: April 01, 2015, 01:25:33 AM »
i made my bi-annual trip to taco bell today. 
shredded chicken tacos. lunchack?  no lettuce
meximelt.  lunchack?  no tomatoes

That's sounds horrible. Don't try to get cute at Taco Bell. Order the old standbys and be pleasantly satisfied.
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« Reply #201 on: April 01, 2015, 01:44:17 AM »
I have been doing really bad on the #lunchacking lately. Mostly it is my aunt's fault because we keep scheduling lunches and then she cancels so I have to go out and get something. Today I went to Arby's and got 2 gyros for $6 so tomorrow's #lunchack will be the other one that I didn't eat today.

fresh arby's food is equivalent to 100 hr old home cooked food. soon you will give up on your aunt and you can get back to #hacking

People that can't appreciate Arby's for the deliciousness that it is a are losers. It's heaven for taste buds. Even better with cups o' cheddar.
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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #202 on: April 01, 2015, 09:25:29 AM »
i broke up with arby's when she got rid of the 5 for 5. arby's broke my heart.

i agree that arby's is delicious, but it is possible to do so with a realistic awareness of it's status as abomination against god and nature.

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« Reply #203 on: April 01, 2015, 09:29:33 AM »
then they tried to do 5 for $5.55. it's like who are you even kidding with this nonsense, arbys?

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« Reply #204 on: April 01, 2015, 09:30:25 AM »
then they tried to do 5 for $5.55. it's like who are you even kidding with this nonsense, arbys?

and then it was 5.95

AND it was junior roast beefs and not mediums.

and cant believe arby's would try to play us like that

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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #205 on: April 01, 2015, 09:40:53 AM »
a good arby's #hack though is to fill your purse to the brim with peppers and onions from the pepper bar

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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #206 on: April 01, 2015, 10:50:48 AM »
a good arby's #hack though is to fill your purse to the brim with peppers and onions from the pepper bar

wtf is a pepper bar?  they just have open air peppers laying out there for dirties to manhandle and cough over? 
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« Reply #207 on: April 01, 2015, 10:57:42 AM »
a good arby's #hack though is to fill your purse to the brim with peppers and onions from the pepper bar

wtf is a pepper bar?  they just have open air peppers laying out there for dirties to manhandle and cough over?

yeah japs, pepperoncini, banana peppers, pickles, and red onions :lick:

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« Reply #208 on: April 01, 2015, 11:11:07 AM »
a good arby's #hack though is to fill your purse to the brim with peppers and onions from the pepper bar

wtf is a pepper bar?  they just have open air peppers laying out there for dirties to manhandle and cough over?

yeah japs, pepperoncini, banana peppers, pickles, and red onions :lick:

you're eating random arby's consumers' sputum and fecal matter. 
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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #209 on: April 01, 2015, 01:03:59 PM »
Here's my Arby's (leftover) #lunchack for today, with a side of edamame.

You guys aren't going to believe what happened with the edamame...A few days ago when I brought it to work (and put in the freezer) I accidentally took the sea salt packet back home (because it was in my lunch cooler thing), so then when I wanted to make the edamame today I didn't have the salt packet so I was going to have to use regular salt (I have a shaker in my desk) but THEN I thought "Maybe, just maybe I have a sea salt packet leftover from a long time ago when I brought edamame before." So I looked in my desk drawer (the one designated for all my snacks and such) and there was a sea salt packet!!!

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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #210 on: April 01, 2015, 01:18:37 PM »
thats a huge rough ridin' gyro sandwich.
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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #211 on: April 01, 2015, 01:24:37 PM »
It's an April Fool's MIRACLE!!!

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« Reply #212 on: April 01, 2015, 01:26:46 PM »
thats a huge rough ridin' gyro sandwich.

Yes, very filling and delicious.

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« Reply #213 on: April 01, 2015, 01:41:29 PM »
there was a sea salt packet!!!

man what a great feeling that must've been. one moment you are in table salt hell and the next, you're swimming in sea salt heaven.
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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #214 on: April 01, 2015, 01:42:19 PM »
that gyro is going to turn into a gigantic crap, make sure and drop it right before gooch has to use the restroom really bad.


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« Reply #216 on: April 01, 2015, 01:53:37 PM »
rb&r is at 1.5 weeks.  how long can i continue to hack it?

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Re: #LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)
« Reply #217 on: April 01, 2015, 01:55:33 PM »


what are black beans, scrambled eggs, chorizo and blue cheese crumbles for $200, alex?

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« Reply #218 on: April 01, 2015, 01:56:29 PM »


what are black beans, scrambled eggs, chorizo and blue cheese crumbles for $200, alex?

wow thats incredibe.

BUT ITS FETA

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« Reply #219 on: April 01, 2015, 01:58:19 PM »


what are black beans, scrambled eggs, chorizo and blue cheese crumbles for $200, alex?

wow thats incredibe.

BUT ITS FETA

yeah i knew better. couldn't think of the word feta so i just went with blue. it's like i'm timing myself on my posts. so weird.

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« Reply #220 on: April 01, 2015, 02:00:20 PM »
its looks way different heated up and mixed together
you guys wouldnt have had a chance

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« Reply #221 on: April 01, 2015, 02:04:11 PM »
whats in the gyro? is it just a wad of arbies meat or some kind of special good mood gryo meat?

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« Reply #222 on: April 01, 2015, 02:07:48 PM »
this is definitely my favorite thread that i missed while artificially deflating my "time online" stranglehold

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« Reply #223 on: April 01, 2015, 02:11:26 PM »
this is definitely my favorite thread that i missed while artificially deflating my "time online" stranglehold
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« Reply #224 on: April 01, 2015, 02:15:57 PM »
this is definitely my favorite thread that i missed while artificially deflating my "time online" stranglehold
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ready for some backstory? basically last night i tried to make omelettes with chorizo and cheese inside and i messed it all up and had to switch to scrambled and dump the stuff on top. then the chorizo by itself ended up too goopy and it was really just an inedible textural nightmare, so i gutted down what i could then scraped the leftovers off mine and the mrs' plates into this dish and dumped beans and feta on top for an amazing lunch.

i was afraid it wouldnt be good, but after a good nuking it all came together really well and is delicious. it tastes like dream team breakfast burrito filling.

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