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I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« on: March 15, 2015, 12:56:32 AM »
I used to, very much. Not anymore though. He was pretty much a badass and would love a player just like him on every Cats team ever.

Very excited for tomorrow's show!


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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2015, 01:01:13 AM »
isn't this like a double negative?

also i will probably watch this thing too

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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2015, 02:30:38 AM »
I wasn't alive when he played basketball so I don't hate him either

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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2015, 07:49:23 AM »
Already set the DVR!
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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2015, 08:31:45 AM »
Larry Bird plus anger. Would take.


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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2015, 08:39:50 AM »
I did hate him and still do hate him. I was the biggest Fab 5 guy this side of Oak Park Mall.
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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2015, 08:58:03 AM »
his eyes were dreamy

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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2015, 09:23:23 AM »
I did hate him and still do hate him. I was the biggest Fab 5 guy this side of Oak Park Mall.

Which side? Cuz if west then prob not. You prob didn't wear No. 5 on your ymca bball team and steal your dad's black dress socks to wear for bball games like someone I know.
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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2015, 09:39:59 AM »
As a UK fan, I'll always hate him.

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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2015, 09:42:47 AM »
Being really good at something while being really good looking makes people mad.

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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2015, 09:49:08 AM »
I did hate him and still do hate him. I was the biggest Fab 5 guy this side of Oak Park Mall.

Which side? Cuz if west then prob not. You prob didn't wear No. 5 on your ymca bball team and steal your dad's black dress socks to wear for bball games like someone I know.

East. I've been #4 in everything since 1992. Still have the AirMax's  :gocho:
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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2015, 09:53:28 AM »
Burn

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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2015, 09:54:57 AM »
everybody who was anybody hated laettner and duke and hurley. i can't even fathom someone outside of a duke grad liking them back when they played. today, i can admit they were total studs etc. but back then? man.
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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2015, 10:05:16 AM »
everybody who was anybody hated laettner and duke and hurley. i can't even fathom someone outside of a duke grad liking them back when they played. today, i can admit they were total studs etc. but back then? man.

Yes. Exactly. zacker and I made similar posts a couple of years ago.

Hate white players for the most part.  And I especially hate the Jarrod Haase/Tyrel Reed/Aaron Scwafdanadruger/Steve Henson type players.  Give me a team full of jeff Boschee's and jason williams' and bill lambert's and jason sutherland's...complete and total f'ing dicks.  if you're going to be white, you should be a cocky and dirty f*ck, not some try hard white guy.  it's entirely more pleasing to watch that way.

Exactly.  I didn't like him when I was a kid but Laettner was of this mold as well. 

Well, 'zacker made a very good post that I agreed with.

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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2015, 10:07:33 AM »
Also, what on earth is Brian Davis wearing in this video?

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« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2015, 10:11:16 AM »
Ugly sweater alert

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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2015, 10:15:20 AM »

I did hate him and still do hate him. I was the biggest Fab 5 guy this side of Oak Park Mall.

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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2015, 10:17:33 AM »

I did hate him and still do hate him. I was the biggest Fab 5 guy this side of Oak Park Mall.

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But imagine if he played for the Cats. Like if he played for the JYCs. He'd be a ferocious doberman.
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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2015, 10:19:34 AM »
he is like an upper class, smarmy version of Lambeer.

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« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2015, 10:20:40 AM »
He is ugly and sucks

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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2015, 10:20:54 AM »
everybody who was anybody hated laettner and duke and hurley. i can't even fathom someone outside of a duke grad liking them back when they played. today, i can admit they were total studs etc. but back then? man.

They made ten year old me fall in love with Duke.

I wanted to be Bobby Hurley.

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« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2015, 10:21:09 AM »
Couldn't hold a JYC jock.

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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2015, 10:24:15 AM »
Being really good at something while being really good looking makes people mad.

This pretty much sums it up right here. Laettner was basically a male model who also happened to be really rough ridin' good at playing basketball. I hate Duke but sort of liked Laettner just because of how good he was.

Now Bobby Hurley on the other hand....that guy had a stupid, punchable looking face which is kinda weird since I'm a nice non-violent guy.  But don't get me started on wanting to punch his face!

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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2015, 10:25:59 AM »
he is like an upper class, smarmy version of Lambeer.

What's not to love about a guy like that on your fave team?
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Re: I don't hate Christian Laettner.
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2015, 10:34:06 AM »
Lot of squawks being outted in here