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John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« on: March 12, 2015, 09:42:41 AM »
Never heard much about this until now. Seems absurdly archaic.

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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2015, 09:55:00 AM »
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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2015, 11:42:22 AM »
this is one of many archaic aspects of our government.

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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2015, 12:09:53 PM »
Hoe Lee crap.

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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2015, 01:30:38 PM »
Did he mention anything about federal income taxes?

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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2015, 09:49:10 PM »
Arcane or archaic?
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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2015, 10:23:33 PM »
You can fight and die for us, but heaven forbid you have a say in who sends you there.

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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2015, 11:53:53 PM »
Did he mention anything about federal income taxes?

Why would he need to?

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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2015, 01:48:33 AM »
Wow.  Such ignorance on my part.

Sign me up on whichever bandwagon is being built to make these places states.

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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2015, 01:56:19 AM »
Just drop them down to independent
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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2015, 01:17:36 AM »
They want to vote not reap the rewards haha of taxes

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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2015, 01:55:55 AM »
Have you guys been to Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands? They're fine. They don't care about all this enfranchisement razzmatazz. If we make them states, it would mess everything up.  Think about the flags, people.
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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2015, 04:59:54 AM »
Arcane or archaic?

BOTH! But yes, I may have misused a word there.
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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2015, 10:07:30 AM »
Did he mention anything about federal income taxes?

Why would he need to?

The only people that pay federal income taxes either work for the federal government or make money outside the territory. We would be better off cutting them loose.

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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2015, 12:30:41 PM »
I paid taxes when I couldn't vote.

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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2015, 02:49:15 PM »
I paid taxes when I couldn't vote.

I forgot about that. 

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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2015, 03:00:42 PM »
don't know enough about the others to comment (but assume they're prolly similar), but with respect to pr, i don't see what the issue is.  their status is fair.

hopefully they'll become a state soon.
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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2015, 03:49:15 PM »
Didn't PR vote against statehood not too long ago?

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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2015, 03:52:58 PM »
I'm sure PR is looking across the pond thinking, "their king is a rough ridin' idiot and an bad person, maybe in a couple years".
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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2015, 04:10:46 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/07/politics/election-puerto-rico/

Must have been further back when they voted against it

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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2015, 04:19:36 PM »
don't know enough about the others to comment (but assume they're prolly similar), but with respect to pr, i don't see what the issue is.  their status is fair.

hopefully they'll become a state soon.

yes.  either become states and everything that goes with that or have your own country and everything that goes with that.  having "territories" is very strange now.  i'm sure they are all beneficial in their own way, but i don't care which they choose.  all of them could be one state for all i care.
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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2015, 05:44:26 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/07/politics/election-puerto-rico/

Must have been further back when they voted against it

they've voted against it repeatedly in the past.  they seem to be getting closer to wanting to join.  i think they're supposed to have another vote before too long.
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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2015, 12:10:43 AM »
It would be a huge win for the liberal agenda since Puerto Rico has a 59% labor force participation rate, but a huge blow to taxpayers. A major net loss for the U.S. Worse drain on the economy than West Virginia and New Mexico.

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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2015, 12:18:24 AM »
How could anybody be against this?


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Re: John Oliver on U.S. Territorial Citizenry
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2015, 01:10:19 AM »
How could anybody be against this?

Against what?