What would you ask oscar if he showed up on this board? (now with #oscar)

[The Big Train]

i wouldnt ask him a question, i would punch his fat face through my fat screen

[Trim]

Let me see if I can track him down.

[#bruce]

My question: oscar, why?  Just why?

First you have to give credit to TCU they came with the energy and they've really improved beat some teams they've got it going there but you can't make excuses we talked about coming out strong and playing hard and that their guys would be ready so you just need to have that consistency if you look at the beginning of the game we were actually up 2 3 points but then they chipped it and then they got up and you want to make a run but we just couldn't get it thought there were some calls that could have been made but you have to play through it

[#bruce]

Can I help you move?

I mean I appreciate the support wish we could've had more of it at the games you need that crowd energy to feed off of but the move no I think obviously I've got the bus the pizza and then you know I'm a top 5 guy at getting out on the road that's what my wife says so

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Why haven't you strangled Mark Whitehead?

[#bruce]

What would it take for you to not mow your own yard?

Well I don't know why I wouldn't mow my yard there's the grass and if you don't mow it it gets too high and then you're trying to walk and you can't even get out of the muck so you mow it but you don't want to get it too short it's like that golf guy once said about the greens and the bikini wax so you just have to find that special spot to keep it at

[#bruce]

oscar, is it true your mother was impregnated by a jackal?

No there was my dad and my mom and then well you know how that goes but I was kind of a wild youth they say I was always running and hustling and banging into things and then I broke my arm but you gotta compete with the energy and I'd go to the brewers games I like baseball but then basketball Coach Keady

[EMAWzified]

So with a probable shorter shot clock next year are you finally going to crap can your ineffective offense?

[#bruce]

Can I have your autograph?

You gotta come to the games and you gotta cheer loud and the emotion and the pen and the paper and then coach snyder writes those notes but they're diagonal so I don't know try to write on the lines between the lines

[#bruce]

oscar, were you born a Basenji?

There's ben ji and ben ja and sometimes you can't even tell the difference it's like potato tomato but the most important thing is individually they can't do what they can do playing together and so you want to have the leadership I don't know which one is the leader but you get someone to step up gut check and be special

[#bruce]

oscar, your name spelled backwards is Ecrub.  Care to comment?

Oh gosh no I don't think I can speak to that look we have to talk about the guys on our team you've got your seniors with gip and nino and they've got their physical limits but the important thing is to just compete

[#bruce]

How are you?

Oh I've been better as you can imagine but look the thing is this team had the pieces I'm not saying we should be 30-0 but if we were you'd almost think we're the best 30-0 team in the country but you gotta have the consistency keep the head up and the spirit

[#bruce]

Who's your tailor?

I had a great girl back at illinois we did some good things there probably the best run in the history of illinois basketball but there you had the orange and now it's the purple so I had over 80 orange ties and I got rid of them and now I've got over 60 purple ones

[#bruce]

Why chicken nuggets? Ice cream is better.

Well I don't even know why you'd choose we took that trip to brazil and I thought the refs they were favoring the home team but it taught us a lot about fighting through the adversity and they were so happy to see the mcdonald's there and you get the nuggets and the ice cream you should have the dinner before the dessert but some of the guys just got it all I thought we came together as a team

[#bruce]

StanWyatt reminded me of steve dave. oscar, does seeing the name StanWyatt remind you of steve dave?


Gonna win 'em all!

No I don't know him but gosh 2 first names it reminds you of that advice from teen wolf about pool and the first name the same as a city and you talk about your high energy basketball the teen wolf he was just so aggressive out on the court with the rebounds and the drives you just wish all your guys could have that same emotion out there and I like your optimism you can't necessarily win em all but you compete and hope they miss some shots and some good things happen

[#bruce]

Is this what you wanted?

Well no we hoped TCU wouldn't have that shooting they had in the first half but you know they played hard and we just couldn't get out thought they set some screens that could've been called but you don't want to make excuses we came out 2nd half cut it down to 1 2 just couldn't quite get over that hump

[#bruce]

Have you discussed the trajectory of this team with John Currie?

Oh we'll be fine next year you've got the pieces coming back and then DJamer and Brandon so you get your bigs and the guards and really I don't think there's any doubt we had the best 15-17 team in the country this year you wish you could win some of those games earlier in the year but we won't have the flights the schedules next year that we had this year so you do your recruiting and we've been out on the road a lot and then the important thing is you get your returning guys to work with your new guys and go compete

[Tobias]

[#bruce]

Do you think a cucumber tastes better pickled?

I don't really like spicy food you know coach martin used to have his show at carlos kelly but I said let's get it over to the hilton and what a facility that is we've tried to get the word out to the fans and the students to come down they've got a nice place there dinner drinks real good atmosphere and you'd like to carry it over to the games

[#bruce]

How many transfers are you predicting for this upcoming offseason?

We just want guys that want to be at k-state so if they don't want to be here playing for the team the school the fans than you know we'll see how that goes but I think we'll be fine this was a season with a lot of things you can't control you had DJamer and the boot and Brandon but years like this happen and I think our guys will want to get back and see if we can compete next year and kind of come back from how they did disappointing

[#bruce]

Why are you stealing our money?

Oh I don't know about that yeah I'd like to have the fans at the games but they bought the tickets you just have to show up and then you know the students we need that energy so you get the pizzas and the bmx bikes and you wish you could do music but then they do the chants sometimes and that's not what you want you like the passion but you want that maturity and then our guys you want the maturity too but we'll grow and have another year and see if we can get some of those close games we let slip

[#bruce]

What's in your pockets?

Well usually nothing I like to have the whole space available and the spacing's important sometimes we run the motion and I have to yell to get them to the right spaces it's times like that you miss will he wasn't the fastest quickest but you just want that solid play and leadership we thought jevon could do it but he's had his stuff and then nigel's come on

[renocat]

Do you have cure for fans with beet red chaffed rear ends and a way to regrow hair they have pulled out?

[EMAWican]

This year you tried a free bus ride and pizza, oscar, but what will it take next year to attempt to win the hearts of the
 students?

[Tobias]

you know the students we need that energy so you get the pizzas and the bmx bikes and you wish you could do music but then they do the chants sometimes

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