Author Topic: What's in your Rider? (Read 1329 times)

Cartierfor3 · « **on:** March 05, 2015, 09:50:18 AM »

Famous musicians and comedians and people like that get a backstage rider, that the venue that hosts them has to fulfill in order to have them as a performer. Some guys just like a 12 pack of Bud Light in a cooler, but others want some really extravagant stuff like a bottle of actual human tears or something.

If you were allowed such provisions, what would be in your rider?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:55:05 AM »

There needs to be someone there to give me a foot massage.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:56:06 AM »

yeah I'll take a foot massage specialist too

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2015, 09:58:27 AM »

I need someone to give me a good pep talk before I go on stage. Maybe like Tony Robbins or something.

mocat · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2015, 10:13:19 AM »

i've tried to play drums & guitar while level 4 and above, and my goodness, is it genetics that allows you to do it? i don't get it.

puniraptor · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:02:45 AM »

papasan chair

EMAWican · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:05:45 AM »

oscar Weber yelling "PLAY!" "SHRED!" "SING!" "DRUM!" at various intervals throughout the gig.

EMAWican · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:10:20 AM »

Also, a person to shell pistachios so I can enjoy them freshly shelled.

Phil Titola · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:12:12 AM »

Blvd sampler pack.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:27:25 AM »

Quote from: mocat on March 05, 2015, 10:13:19 AM

i've tried to play drums & guitar while level 4 and above, and my goodness, is it genetics that allows you to do it? i don't get it.

yeah you just drink a cold beer before the show, but wait to really drink until after.

Skipper44 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:39:52 AM »

The show usually starts around seven
We go on stage at nine
Get on the bus at eleven
Sippin' a drink and feelin' fine

star seed 7 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:21:37 PM »

NO rough ridin' PICKLES

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:54:15 PM »

Buffet of various drugs and some root beer.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 06, 2015, 12:41:12 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 05, 2015, 11:54:15 PM

Buffet of various drugs and some root beer.

Frosty bottles of IBC

AppleJack · « **Reply #14 on:** March 06, 2015, 01:32:14 PM »

Cocoa Puffs

The Big Train · « **Reply #15 on:** March 06, 2015, 09:05:02 PM »

3 fingers of Kraken, 4 cubes, 6 oz out of a freshly opened coca cola. leave both bottles and 16 cubes.

wetwillie · « **Reply #16 on:** March 06, 2015, 09:16:19 PM »

Bowl of m&m's

Cire · « **Reply #17 on:** March 06, 2015, 09:18:53 PM »

Peanut mms. Spicy garlic bww. Clearly Canadian peach and raspberry. Some good Smokey scotch. Rolling rock. Orbits gum. Ceiling fan. Window, good view. Leather furniture. Good, Churchill style cigars, Dominican.

8manpick · « **Reply #18 on:** March 06, 2015, 09:19:30 PM »

For first Saturdays I want 3g of the best mushrooms available. For other shows I want a gram of coke and a 12 pack of BL 'Nums

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #19 on:** March 06, 2015, 09:41:26 PM »

tree fiddy

Headinjun · « **Reply #20 on:** March 06, 2015, 10:43:34 PM »

Quote from: mocat on March 05, 2015, 10:13:19 AM

i've tried to play drums & guitar while level 4 and above, and my goodness, is it genetics that allows you to do it? i don't get it.

The pros know how to play their songs like they know how to walk and talk. Its just a routine rhythm that's ingrained in them.

Author Topic: What's in your Rider? (Read 1329 times)

The Big Train