Have we played the "we don't need reach arounds" card yet??
I was lisenting to Finebaum the other day and some Bama mongoloid called up and said he wanted Bama to go to the Big 10 because he was Tie-Erd of the SEC cutting Bama off at the knees at every turn . . . I wanted to call and say we'd love to join the SEC and we'd be just happy to be there, in fact we'd support Bama fully in whatever cheating endeavors they might like to undertake.
Holy shazbot! Moscow . . . he was the AD at K-State for 2 or 3 years before leaving for Texas.