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Slow day in the pit
« on: February 19, 2015, 12:22:38 PM »
What gives? Surely Obama has done SOMETHING sinister in the last few days.  Keep me up to date guys


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Re: Slow day in the pit
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2015, 12:30:24 PM »
obama caused marcus foster to be black and therefore a team cancer hurting the hard working salt of the earth bruces of america

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Re: Slow day in the pit
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2015, 01:06:42 PM »
Immigration: Federal Judge grants injunction blocking implementation of Obama's Future Democrats of America program. Senate Democrats continue to filibuster GOP's efforts to pass Department of Homeland Security Appropriations bill because it excludes funding for implementing the aforementioned FDA program. Rather than face the MSM backlash for "shutting down" the DHS, which would apparently cause a few secretaries to be furloughed since 96% of DHS is already deemed essential, GOP appears to be on the verge of caving and inluding funding for the FDA program (which, as a I mentioned, is currently enjoined from taking effect, but the Senate GOP does not seem to be aware of this).

Foreign Policy: Obama, fresh off Ending the War in Iraq (TM), wants authority to send troops back to Iraq to fight the bad guys that have proliferated there since he withdrew all troops from Iraq. And we're asking the Iraqis to interrogate captured ISIS terrorists because, you know, we don't "torture" anymore. State Dept. Spokesdimwit Harf opines that "we cannot kill our way to defeating ISIS" and says the problem can only be solved with higher employment. Meanwhile long-term unemployment in the US reaches an all-time high.

The Pubtards: 45 days after assuming control of Congress, they still haven't done jack crap on Obamacare, the Budget, Tax Reform, or Immigration Reform. But they'll like totally do something if we vote for them again in 2016.

Brownback: Busy destroying Kansas. Newspapers decry his school funding "cuts" even though they'll still get almost $200 million more than last year. Gove County is worried they might have to consolidate one of their three school districts.

Obamcare: Nearly 12 million people bought insurance through the exchanges for 2015. The vast majority of them received a hefty taxpayer subsidy. This is touted as a "success," even though we could probably attract more than 12 million people to sign up for all kinds of other free crap. Meanwhile, the policies themselves are mostly crap, with high deductibles and small networks, and the cost of health insurance for everyone else who were already playing by the rules continues to rise.

Global Warming: It's winter and it's freezing.

That's about it off the top of my head. Anything else you'd like an update on?
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: Slow day in the pit
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2015, 01:15:22 PM »
I bet you're a fun neighbor KSU.

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Re: Slow day in the pit
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2015, 01:17:27 PM »
KS:
1. heard yesterday that KS is the 7th most 'Pub state in the country.  Can you imagine 1-6?  Woof
2. also heard yesterday that sin taxes on cig's will go from something like $0.79 per pack to $2.29 per pack and liquor will go from 8% to 12% if a currently proposed bill gets passed.  Just the conservatives raising taxes again.  Nothing to see here.  The plan is working.

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Re: Slow day in the pit
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2015, 01:22:59 PM »
What gives? Surely Obama has done SOMETHING sinister in the last few days.  Keep me up to date guys

Bush's fault
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Re: Slow day in the pit
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2015, 01:24:18 PM »
KS:
1. heard yesterday that KS is the 7th most 'Pub state in the country.  Can you imagine 1-6?  Woof
2. also heard yesterday that sin taxes on cig's will go from something like $0.79 per pack to $2.29 per pack and liquor will go from 8% to 12% if a currently proposed bill gets passed.  Just the conservatives raising taxes again.  Nothing to see here.  The plan is working.

LOL, you are like a little kid. Better be good, or Santa will put coal in your stocking.
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Re: Slow day in the pit
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2015, 01:37:27 PM »
KS:
1. heard yesterday that KS is the 7th most 'Pub state in the country.  Can you imagine 1-6?  Woof
2. also heard yesterday that sin taxes on cig's will go from something like $0.79 per pack to $2.29 per pack and liquor will go from 8% to 12% if a currently proposed bill gets passed.  Just the conservatives raising taxes again.  Nothing to see here.  The plan is working.

You're a little behind in your news. The tobacco/alcohol tax is going nowhere. http://www.kansas.com/news/politics-government/article10616198.html

As for Kansas being the 7th most Pubtarded in the country, did you know that Kansas has the 5th most local governments per capita of all the states? That's a lot of liberal bureaucracy.  :Woohoo:
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: Slow day in the pit
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2015, 01:39:07 PM »
I blame the radio for my timeliness.  Also, for possibly getting me coal from FSD. 

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Re: Slow day in the pit
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2015, 01:41:36 PM »
Obama raises the federal cigarette tax 60%+ in 2009.  Libtards:  Ho hum, no biggie.
Bill proposed in Kansas Legislature to raise cigarette taxes. Libtards: *outrage* :curse: This is rough ridin' everyone.
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Re: Slow day in the pit
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2015, 01:42:03 PM »
KS:
1. heard yesterday that KS is the 7th most 'Pub state in the country.  Can you imagine 1-6?  Woof
2. also heard yesterday that sin taxes on cig's will go from something like $0.79 per pack to $2.29 per pack and liquor will go from 8% to 12% if a currently proposed bill gets passed.  Just the conservatives raising taxes again.  Nothing to see here.  The plan is working.

New York cigarette tax is $4.35 per pack.

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Re: Slow day in the pit
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2015, 01:47:41 PM »
Obama raises the federal cigarette tax 60%+ in 2009.  Libtards:  Ho hum, no biggie.
Bill proposed in Kansas Legislature to raise cigarette taxes. Libtards: *outrage* :curse: This is rough ridin' everyone.

I could give a crap about it other than the other massive cuts made and now the scramble to tax other things, possibly adjust property taxes, the shelving of KDOT work, and the ed cuts. 

I would be fine if cigs were $10/pack if in a vacuum.

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Re: Slow day in the pit
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2015, 02:25:35 PM »
Ksuw thinks local KS government is liberal?
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Re: Slow day in the pit
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2015, 02:27:13 PM »
Ksuw thinks local KS government is liberal?

Point of ref.

There are 6 states that have, on avg, more conservative leanings than KS. 

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« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2015, 02:32:50 PM »
Ksuw thinks local KS government is liberal?

Just the local governments. Local control is a liberal concept. The conservative way is to have everything come top down from Topeka. Not from Washington, though.

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« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2015, 02:44:27 PM »
Ksuw thinks local KS government is liberal?

Just the local governments. Local control is a liberal concept. The conservative way is to have everything come top down from Topeka. Not from Washington, though.

I was simply pointing out that Kansas has, relatively speaking, a lot more seperate government units per capita than most other states. They're probably mostly staffed by conservative Ron Swanson types, but still, libtards should appreciate the inefficiency.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2015, 03:05:48 PM »
So kansas neocons are hypocritical?
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Re: Slow day in the pit
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2015, 03:10:37 PM »
I think we just have a lot of land that is sparsely populated, giving us more counties per capita than most other states.

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« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2015, 03:17:13 PM »
I think we just have a lot of land that is sparsely populated, giving us more counties per capita than most other states.

I think the western half of the state could be divided into four counties and possibly 16 school districts. 

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« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2015, 03:18:44 PM »
I think we just have a lot of land that is sparsely populated, giving us more counties per capita than most other states.

I think the western half of the state could be divided into four counties and possibly 16 school districts.

I think that is a terrible idea.

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« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2015, 03:22:45 PM »
It's hard to tell whether being a libtard is debilitatingly frustrating or more of an ignorant bliss.

Probably depends on the libtard, although the latter are genuinely insufferable.
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« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2015, 04:04:16 PM »
I think we just have a lot of land that is sparsely populated, giving us more counties per capita than most other states.

I think the western half of the state could be divided into four counties and possibly 16 school districts.

Hot damn, finally something I agree with you on. :cheers: We could divide it into 10 counties and 20 school districts and still come out ahead.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2015, 04:07:28 PM »
I think we just have a lot of land that is sparsely populated, giving us more counties per capita than most other states.

I think the western half of the state could be divided into four counties and possibly 16 school districts.

Hot damn, finally something I agree with you on. :cheers: We could divide it into 10 counties and 20 school districts and still come out ahead.

What does this do to relieve the overbearing bureaucracy weighing down on the typical Kansan?

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« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2015, 04:08:39 PM »
I think we just have a lot of land that is sparsely populated, giving us more counties per capita than most other states.

I think the western half of the state could be divided into four counties and possibly 16 school districts.

Hot damn, finally something I agree with you on. :cheers: We could divide it into 10 counties and 20 school districts and still come out ahead.

What does this do to relieve the overbearing bureaucracy weighing down on the typical Kansan?

Saves money?
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2015, 04:09:35 PM »
I think we just have a lot of land that is sparsely populated, giving us more counties per capita than most other states.

I think the western half of the state could be divided into four counties and possibly 16 school districts.

Hot damn, finally something I agree with you on. :cheers: We could divide it into 10 counties and 20 school districts and still come out ahead.

What does this do to relieve the overbearing bureaucracy weighing down on the typical Kansan?

Saves money?

How much?