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It's that time of year... the annual embarrassment of letting your buddy/co-worker/business associate, that they have dirt or something on their face and pointing at them only to get "The look".  I love it... every year.  "Hey, you need to wash up there pal.".   LOLs. 

Does anyone have any good stories of foot in mouth on Ash Wednesday or a story about how strange they thought the whole thing was when they realized they hadn't met an honest to God Catholic until they moved to KC because they grew up in Shitkick KS and everyone was Methodist or Lutheran?


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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2015, 02:38:14 PM »
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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2015, 02:40:00 PM »
It's that time of year... the annual embarrassment of letting your buddy/co-worker/business associate, that they have dirt or something on their face and pointing at them only to get "The look".  I love it... every year.  "Hey, you need to wash up there pal.".   LOLs. 

Does anyone have any good stories of foot in mouth on Ash Wednesday or a story about how strange they thought the whole thing was when they realized they hadn't met an honest to God Catholic until they moved to KC because they grew up in Shitkick KS and everyone was Methodist or Lutheran?

lol, wtf is up with people who are different than me, right?
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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2015, 02:40:59 PM »
Great stuff as always 1bigwillie.
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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2015, 02:43:53 PM »
hey The1BigWillie, i found out you are coworkers with a good friend of mine

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Is this the racist bw or nah?
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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2015, 02:51:14 PM »
gd pope worshipping mackerel snappers
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Is this the racist bw or nah?

he works with KingTutPotatoFamineCat

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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2015, 03:14:33 PM »
Most of the rural people I know are Catholic. 


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Is today Ash Wednesday?

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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2015, 03:49:01 PM »
many non catholics ash out too, it appears

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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2015, 03:52:34 PM »
hey The1BigWillie, i found out you are coworkers with a good friend of mine

Yes!! He says you are good at math! Really good at it!
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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2015, 03:52:52 PM »
how far away is good friday?  work counts that as a holiday for some reason

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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2015, 03:53:04 PM »
many non catholics ash out too, it appears

and lent up

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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2015, 04:01:35 PM »
how far away is good friday?  work counts that as a holiday for some reason

I'll ask someone with stuff on their forehead tomorrow and report back.
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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2015, 04:13:10 PM »
how far away is good friday?  work counts that as a holiday for some reason

I'll ask someone with stuff on their forehead tomorrow and report back.
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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2015, 04:15:54 PM »
good friday is too late! :shakesfist:

was hoping it lined up with some NCAA Tournament action :frown:

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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2015, 04:22:10 PM »
Hey OP, is that crap on your face, or just egg?
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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2015, 04:32:14 PM »
so weird that people practice religion silently with just a little ash on their face. like wtf man, quit ruining my day.
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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2015, 05:14:47 PM »
many non catholics ash out too, it appears

yup, us Episcopalians do it.

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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2015, 05:27:03 PM »
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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2015, 05:44:35 PM »
Pretty odd thing to do
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Re: "Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2015, 06:28:22 PM »
Pretty odd thing to do

it's a very amusing day for me.