Author Topic: Free Cookies! (Read 3738 times)

AppleJack · « **on:** February 12, 2015, 10:33:13 AM »

College kids love free food because they are poor

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2015, 10:33:58 AM »

Hey man, I liked it when they gave us free pizza.

Spracne · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2015, 10:36:54 AM »

Nothing says DOOM like free cookies "courtesy of Coach Weber." More like Oven of Doom. What kind of half-baked scheme is... oh nevermind.

AppleJack · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2015, 10:39:48 AM »

maybe if they were Oreos or something. Soft batch? Not sure what would get me there.

ednksu · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2015, 10:40:22 AM »

this is where the ~~cookie~~ program crumbles

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2015, 10:53:44 AM »

If you are the 2001st I bet you probably kill yourself on the spot

Trim · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2015, 11:13:57 AM »

I hope the cookie hand-out'rs have some criteria for what students get what sayings on the cookies. Or are we supposed to presume that whatever the cookie says is a message directly from oscar?

kso_FAN · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2015, 11:16:37 AM »

They should only give the cookies to real K-State fans.

Spracne · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2015, 11:18:56 AM »

Free Cookies? Free Foster! The Foster Monster's gotta eat, too.

Trim · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2015, 11:24:40 AM »

Heart-shaped frosted cookies w/no words on them and an icing tube can be had pretty cheap, no? Those of you going to the game should bring a bunch of your own w/your emaw hoops thoughts icing'd on them and disburse to those who couldn't make it in time to get one of oscar's 2K.

CNS · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2015, 11:27:57 AM »

Hope they are super hard and good for throwing.

EMAWican · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2015, 11:29:18 AM »

Someone @Currie with oscar's impermissible benefit, stat.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2015, 11:36:31 AM »

but with cookies!

AppleJack · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2015, 11:40:17 AM »

Yard Dog · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2015, 11:42:48 AM »

This is a perfect opportunity for stud EMAW ballers on a budget to take their date to the game and surprise her with a free cookie!

Pete · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2015, 11:48:09 AM »

COURTESY OF COACH WEBER!!!!

meow meow · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2015, 12:13:25 PM »

someone bring a sign "We don't want cookies, we want wins!" #FireBruce

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2015, 12:23:25 PM »

Winters and That_Guy. I've got a light colored bed sheet that I don't need anymore and a Sharpie Magnum XL.

Trim · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2015, 12:26:34 PM »

Don't fire oscar, though.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2015, 12:29:37 PM »

Quote from: Trim on February 12, 2015, 12:26:34 PM

Don't fire oscar, though.

So a Pay Frank type of campaign. "Mediocrity is great. Give oscar an extension!"

Trim · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2015, 12:31:04 PM »

Quote from: roidhead on February 12, 2015, 12:29:37 PM

Quote from: Trim on February 12, 2015, 12:26:34 PM
Don't fire oscar, though.

So a Pay Frank type of campaign. "Mediocrity is great. Give oscar and extension!"

As PW would say, cut the head off.

Trim · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2015, 12:35:57 PM »

Quote from: Trim on February 12, 2015, 12:31:04 PM

Quote from: roidhead on February 12, 2015, 12:29:37 PM
Quote from: Trim on February 12, 2015, 12:26:34 PM
Don't fire oscar, though.

So a Pay Frank type of campaign. "Mediocrity is great. Give oscar and extension!"

As PW would say, cut the head off.

I don't know how big your bed sheet is, but to me the message should be largely plagiarized from Curtis Kitchen - "Is this what you wanted, John Currie and Kirk Schulz?"

ednksu · « **Reply #22 on:** February 12, 2015, 12:48:56 PM »

Quote from: Trim on February 12, 2015, 12:31:04 PM

Quote from: roidhead on February 12, 2015, 12:29:37 PM
Quote from: Trim on February 12, 2015, 12:26:34 PM
Don't fire oscar, though.

So a Pay Frank type of campaign. "Mediocrity is great. Give oscar and extension!"

As PW would say, cut the head _off.

fify

jasn88cubs · « **Reply #23 on:** February 12, 2015, 01:03:30 PM »

would it be shocking if weber actually made these cookies? nah

also..would love to see what these cookies say

"37-2"

"jarlings chicken nuggets cup"

"thank you Currie"

"Bill Self sucks"

"Marcus Foster sucks"

"I'll mow your grass"

"Eric Gordon broke my heart"

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVe"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEBOUND"

"Demitriiii"

"MEYERS!! MEYERS!!"

"What's a zone?"

"Bob Snyder is a legend"

"Hi I'm oscar"

"DEEEEEEEEEE"

"Most successful tenure at Illinois"

"Big 12 title at KSU"

"BEat Kansas last year"

"Go Cats!"

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 12, 2015, 01:07:31 PM »

Dibs on "Go Cats" cookie