Anyone have questions for PoetWarrior?

[The Big Train]

Big Train, are your inquiries actually about PoetWarrior's beliefs,

or are they really about yours?

I was actually curious, I also lol'd at this response

[PoetWarrior]

Why did you show up shitface drunk to FF15 in the middle of the afternoon?

i can answer this if you'd like

My guess is that somebody wrote Poet Warrior on their name tag, but that somebody wasn't actually Poet Warrior.

If you think PoetWarrior would show up to something like that, you don't know anything about PoetWarrior and should keep asking questions.

[PoetWarrior]

is your consciousness your soul?

http://www.iflscience.com/brain/could-you-transfer-your-consciousness-another-body

I don't know. (in Herb from Home Alone voice)

[420seriouscat69]

Why are you so narcissistic?

[meow meow]

How weird does the inside of your house look?

[Tobias]

If you think PoetWarrior would show up to something like that, you don't know anything about PoetWarrior and should keep asking questions.

[420seriouscat69]

Why are you so narcissistic?

I don't think I am.

I am prideful. But I'm also an internet entity.

Oh, I get it. You were/are jealous of fatty. 

[PoetWarrior]

If you think PoetWarrior would show up to something like that, you don't know anything about PoetWarrior and should keep asking questions.

Anything I can clarify, buddy?

[meow meow]

How weird does the inside of your house look?

I wouldn't call the inside of where I live weird, although I might like that, but I would call it sparse.

sounds kinda weird honestly.  follow up, what brand of jeans/shorts/pants are you wearing right now?

[PoetWarrior]

Why are you so narcissistic?

I don't think I am.

I am prideful. But I'm also an internet entity.

Oh, I get it. You were/are jealous of fatty. 

That's an impossibility. I (and Kansasooner) created fatty. We didn't stand for the same thing, though, sadly.

[Dugout DickStone]

Why are you so narcissistic?

I don't think I am.

I am prideful. But I'm also an internet entity.

Oh, I get it. You were/are jealous of fatty. 

That's an impossibility. I (and Kansasooner) created fatty. We didn't stand for the same thing, though, sadly.

Lol wut?

[Spracne]

Do you keep mason jars full of your own urine stocked away in every cabinet and cupboard?

[Gooch]

Why in all depictions of Adam and Eve do they have belly buttons?

[meow meow]

how many times a week do you shave?

[PoetWarrior]

Why are you so narcissistic?

I don't think I am.

I am prideful. But I'm also an internet entity.

Oh, I get it. You were/are jealous of fatty. 

That's an impossibility. I (and Kansasooner) created fatty. We didn't stand for the same thing, though, sadly.

Lol wut?

You heard me.

[Katpappy]

Why in all depictions of Adam and Eve do they have belly buttons?

Ask the artists.

Poet, why are your answers so deceptive?

[meow meow]

what are 3 changes you would make to gE.com if you could?

[Cartierfor3]

what is your hope with this thread?

[PoetWarrior]

what is your hope with this thread?

Change the lives of all who read it.

[MeatSauce]

is your consciousness your soul?

http://www.iflscience.com/brain/could-you-transfer-your-consciousness-another-body

I don't know. (in Herb from Home Alone voice)

Do you think Herb ever found out if the tootbrush was ADA approved?

[meow meow]

what are 3 changes you would make to gE.com if you could?

The people who post or the physical site?

the people, the blog, the everything

[PoetWarrior]

is your consciousness your soul?

http://www.iflscience.com/brain/could-you-transfer-your-consciousness-another-body

I don't know. (in Herb from Home Alone voice)

Do you think Herb ever found out if the tootbrush was ADA approved?

I'd guess that when things settled down at his shop and he and Jimmy had finished filling out the police report, he did some investigating. Herb likes to know things. We all do!

[PoetWarrior]

what are 3 changes you would make to gE.com if you could?

The people who post or the physical site?

the people, the blog, the everything

1. Require all posters to acknowledge truth when faced by it.
2. Add more fonts and text colors and allow text size to be unlimited.
3. Ban posters who refer to the site as a blog, after first receiving a warning.

[Spracne]

what are 3 changes you would make to gE.com if you could?

The people who post or the physical site?

the people, the blog, the everything

1. Require all posters to acknowledge truth when faced by it.
2. Add more fonts and text colors and allow text size to be unlimited.
3. Ban posters who refer to the site as a blog, after first receiving a warning.

The truth is you couldn't allow unlimited text size on this or any blog. Let that sink in for a minute.

[slobber]

what are 3 changes you would make to gE.com if you could?

The people who post or the physical site?

the people, the blog, the everything

1. Require all posters to acknowledge truth when faced by it.
2. Add more fonts and text colors and allow text size to be unlimited.
3. Ban posters who refer to the site as a blog, after first receiving a warning.

The truth is you couldn't allow unlimited text size on this or any blog. Let that sink in for a minute.

Spracne wins the Poet Warrior Award


Gonna win 'em all!