Author Topic: If you could say one thing to oscar... (Read 5708 times)

j rake · « **Reply #25 on:** February 10, 2015, 05:24:00 PM »

i'd tell him that he's had virtually the exact same career as tubby smith, except he's ~~slightly~~ quite a bit less accomplished.

Clevey 2 Times · « **Reply #26 on:** February 10, 2015, 05:34:10 PM »

I'd tell him that he's taught me that there is a right way, a wrong way, and a bruceway.

williamthewildcat · « **Reply #27 on:** February 10, 2015, 05:37:45 PM »

Hmmm one thing? Okay..here goes.

oscar:

eff you, eff your mother and the jackal that impregnated her.

Cire · « **Reply #28 on:** February 10, 2015, 05:53:23 PM »

I would politely smile and avoid talk

bones129 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 10, 2015, 06:19:11 PM »

I have nothing to say to him, so I'd say nothing.

wetwillie · « **Reply #30 on:** February 10, 2015, 06:30:33 PM »

I would ask him to do an impression of Trim

Trim · « **Reply #31 on:** February 10, 2015, 06:38:35 PM »

Doesn't this opportunity present itself to MHK'rs often?

PoetWarrior · « **Reply #32 on:** February 10, 2015, 06:39:37 PM »

I've wanted to tell oscar that I thought his job could be done better.

Would that bring Frank back?

Should anyone want him back?

ksupamplemousse · « **Reply #33 on:** February 10, 2015, 07:46:03 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on February 10, 2015, 04:17:46 PM

Quote from: ksupamplemousse on February 10, 2015, 03:28:54 PM
I'd tell him that the jerk store called.

I'd tell him I had sex with his wife

That was what I thought of first, but decided to go with jerk store.

EMAWican · « **Reply #34 on:** February 10, 2015, 08:01:53 PM »

I hope your yard gets grubs real bad and then a fungus.

AndrewVonLintel · « **Reply #35 on:** February 10, 2015, 08:39:21 PM »

Can we have a couple million back so we can hire someone good?

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #36 on:** February 10, 2015, 09:36:47 PM »

That_Guy · « **Reply #37 on:** February 10, 2015, 10:00:17 PM »

I'd tell him he's good at ruining programs.

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BWebbs0 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 10, 2015, 10:30:21 PM »

I'd say "Hey look! It's Stan Weber!"

Winters · « **Reply #39 on:** February 10, 2015, 10:56:17 PM »

I'd just give him a glare like Frank gives. Have no words for that loser.

Havs · « **Reply #40 on:** February 10, 2015, 11:05:04 PM »

"Please don't beat Iowa State"

Trim · « **Reply #41 on:** February 10, 2015, 11:09:17 PM »

Let me take a closer look and see if that button-down collar is really fitting your neck the way it should.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 10, 2015, 11:45:11 PM »

HANDS!

EMAWzified · « **Reply #43 on:** February 10, 2015, 11:52:01 PM »

I'd ask him if he thought Brad Underwood would be a good fit in Manhattan.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #44 on:** February 10, 2015, 11:53:17 PM »

And what the hell he was thinking when he gave Krap a scholarship. And Bolden.

BostonPancake · « **Reply #45 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:29:57 AM »

I'd ask him if I could borrow his lawn mower. I bet it's a really nice one.

SPEmaw · « **Reply #46 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:39:36 AM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on February 10, 2015, 01:33:04 PM

I'd get a photo taken with him.

I did this at the annual coaches vs cancer event this year and it's pretty LOL. I don't have the capabilities to past a pakhead over my face but otherwise I'd post. It's pretty much exactly what you'd expect though. His mouth is open and he looks like an infant anticipating a nice breast feeding. His eyes flutter around and he can't maintain eye contact while speaking either.

All that said, he does actually seem like a nice guy. A bit dorky but that's ok. He's just not an elite basketball coach that we all believe KSU deserves. Our atmosphere during our most successful recent years was second the none and it was a beautiful thing.

I would probably ask him the same thing that someone else has already posted: "How can I make millions by being, at best, average at something?"

AppleJack · « **Reply #47 on:** February 11, 2015, 08:41:26 AM »

How are you doing today?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #48 on:** February 11, 2015, 09:23:04 AM »

Quote from: SPEmaw on February 11, 2015, 07:39:36 AM

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on February 10, 2015, 01:33:04 PM
I'd get a photo taken with him.

I did this at the annual coaches vs cancer event this year and it's pretty LOL. I don't have the capabilities to past a pakhead over my face but otherwise I'd post. It's pretty much exactly what you'd expect though. His mouth is open and he looks like an infant anticipating a nice breast feeding. His eyes flutter around and he can't maintain eye contact while speaking either.

All that said, he does actually seem like a nice guy. A bit dorky but that's ok. He's just not an elite basketball coach that we all believe KSU deserves. Our atmosphere during our most successful recent years was second the none and it was a beautiful thing.

I would probably ask him the same thing that someone else has already posted: "How can I make millions by being, at best, average at something?"

Just put white hair on top of this guy and you have oscar:

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #49 on:** February 11, 2015, 10:38:50 AM »