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oscar's Next Job
« on: February 08, 2015, 12:35:37 AM »
It's obvious oscar will eventually be fired (hopefully sooner rather than later). As I contemplate this great event, I'm trying to figure out what his next job will be. Not necessarily what he's best suited for...just what he'll be able to find. I guess he could be an assistant somewhere, with no recruiting or in-game responsibilities.

Director of Video Ops, maybe?   :dunno:

Or Freddy's?   :dunno:



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Re: oscar's Next Job
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2015, 12:40:07 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2015, 12:49:32 AM »
Doesn't have the voice for radio. Something in the chicken nuggets line?

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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2015, 12:52:19 AM »
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Re: oscar's Next Job
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2015, 01:02:57 AM »
Head coach at ole miss

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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2015, 02:48:23 AM »
someplace in the Missouri Valley or Midwest Collegiate Conference

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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2015, 05:50:31 AM »
Assistant coach at Direction U.

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Re: oscar's Next Job
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2015, 07:27:16 AM »
If Chingon is right he will be 63 before we get around to canning him.  So this is probably the last stop for him. 
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2015, 07:58:54 AM »
College of Charleston finally gets their guy

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Re: oscar's Next Job
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2015, 09:38:41 AM »
Retire and go to the beach. Occasionally be on halftime shows or something.

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Re: oscar's Next Job
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2015, 10:07:05 AM »
He would be perfect for the lawn department at Home Depot.

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Re: oscar's Next Job
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2015, 10:07:33 AM »
Stephen F. Austin would be a great fit. 

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Re: oscar's Next Job
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2015, 10:13:05 AM »
Stephen F. Austin would be a great fit.
No way would they let a guy like oscar come in and tear that down. 

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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2015, 10:44:29 AM »
Web's Lawn Service
He still mows his yard and how he has time to do yours.
Ol' oscar promises to putter around the yard like your grandpa

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Re: oscar's Next Job
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2015, 10:52:55 AM »
i'm so depressed knowing we are going to have to deal with at least 2 more seasons of this clown. Like I am super depressed.

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« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2015, 11:42:41 AM »
i'm so depressed knowing we are going to have to deal with at least 2 more seasons of this clown. Like I am super depressed.

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« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2015, 11:44:51 AM »
:lol:

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« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2015, 11:48:48 AM »


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2015, 11:51:02 AM »
took me a long time to figure out what break as ink meant
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« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2015, 12:33:25 PM »
Break a sink!

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« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2015, 12:42:01 PM »
Thanks, SDK

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« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2015, 12:46:27 PM »
Hahahah :thumbs:

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Re: oscar's Next Job
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2015, 08:52:31 PM »
Whatever it is, he'll work his tail off. I mean, you would not believe the hours this guy puts in

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« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2015, 09:19:07 PM »
Whatever it is, he'll work his tail off. I mean, you would not believe the hours this guy puts in

I heard he recruits the morning after games, like travels that night and stuff.there is no substitution for that kind of hard work.

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Re: oscar's Next Job
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2015, 10:01:19 PM »
Whatever it is, he'll work his tail off. I mean, you would not believe the hours this guy puts in

I heard he recruits the morning after games, like travels that night and stuff.there is no substitution for that kind of hard work.

Go, oscar, go.