Author Topic: Ask Steve Dave Farm And Cow And Ranch And Tractor And Truck Related Questions (Read 360563 times)

pissclams · « **Reply #775 on:** May 08, 2017, 10:17:26 PM »

cows = dumbasses
i wouldn't be surprised if a cow tried to lick the fire or eat it lol. a cow has a very low iq

chum1 · « **Reply #776 on:** May 08, 2017, 10:23:30 PM »

I wonder if a cow IQ would be zero. Do you get any points for, like, being able to feed yourself?

Skipper44 · « **Reply #777 on:** May 09, 2017, 07:21:37 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on May 08, 2017, 07:22:24 PM

Nice, have cows eat the plants and dead birds around them for extra cash

cows will eat a dead bird?

steve dave · « **Reply #778 on:** May 09, 2017, 12:40:39 PM »

Quote from: Skipper44 on May 09, 2017, 07:21:37 AM

Quote from: steve dave on May 08, 2017, 07:22:24 PM
Nice, have cows eat the plants and dead birds around them for extra cash
cows will eat a dead bird?

They'll eat anything, they are the goats of the animal kingdom.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #779 on:** May 09, 2017, 02:12:47 PM »

what about the fire

pissclams · « **Reply #780 on:** May 09, 2017, 03:16:49 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on May 09, 2017, 02:12:47 PM

what about the fire

check. mate. body bag delivered to sd courtesy of lsoc.

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #781 on:** May 09, 2017, 03:27:15 PM »

I'm no SD, but I'm pretty sure it's fences and wind speed.

If a fire roars through, a jankity ass barbed wire fence will hold the cattle there while they roast.

And if the wind is blowing too fast, and the fact that cattle run like luis colon, they cannot outrun fire.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #782 on:** May 09, 2017, 05:53:00 PM »

It's smoke inhalation.

pissclams · « **Reply #783 on:** May 09, 2017, 10:11:57 PM »

do any of you sons of bitches have any scottish highland calfs? great looking cow, they are

slackcat · « **Reply #784 on:** May 10, 2017, 05:12:12 AM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on February 17, 2017, 02:53:32 PM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on February 17, 2017, 12:32:12 PM
Slackcat sure looks like a big dumb idiot now
I know what an idiot.. more like eggonmyfacecat

slackcat · « **Reply #785 on:** May 10, 2017, 05:13:46 AM »

OBTW, speaking of wind farms......

<---me

slackcat · « **Reply #786 on:** May 10, 2017, 05:14:47 AM »

Yes, cows are stupid and infuriating.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #787 on:** May 10, 2017, 07:18:33 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on May 09, 2017, 10:11:57 PM

do any of you sons of bitches have any scottish highland calfs? great looking cow, they are

I think the place I'm going to this weekend has these, will report back

pissclams · « **Reply #788 on:** May 10, 2017, 08:34:58 AM »

well that makes you one lucky son of a bitch, these things are probably the best looking cow i've seen yet

the bull one looks a little mean but i bet he loves to be petted and nurtured with assorted treats and pleasantries

Gooch · « **Reply #789 on:** May 10, 2017, 08:50:30 AM »

He needs a hair cut.

pissclams · « **Reply #790 on:** May 10, 2017, 08:51:51 AM »

Quote from: Gooch on May 10, 2017, 08:50:30 AM

He needs a hair cut.

yeah because every cow wants to look like the mongloid cows that live in wisconsin

Tobias · « **Reply #791 on:** May 10, 2017, 08:56:42 AM »

those cows are hot af clams

pissclams · « **Reply #792 on:** May 10, 2017, 09:03:47 AM »

yeah i know. i wonder what their function is?
steak?
hay?
milk?
bull rides?
what do they provide for the farmer/agriculture?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #793 on:** May 10, 2017, 09:14:33 AM »

That's a shaggy bevo

Gooch · « **Reply #794 on:** May 10, 2017, 09:15:52 AM »

But how does he even see?. Does he have to non stop do that side head flip thing that SEC frat boy hair cut guys have to do?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #795 on:** May 10, 2017, 09:18:01 AM »

I bet that cow is always down for a quick game of hacky sack between classes in the quad.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #796 on:** May 10, 2017, 09:21:35 AM »

speaking of cows eating meat and stuff.. did anyone see this? http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/05/deer-eating-human-forensics-decomposition/

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #797 on:** May 10, 2017, 09:35:59 AM »

That's a yak not a cow.

slackcat · « **Reply #798 on:** May 10, 2017, 11:41:53 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on May 10, 2017, 08:34:58 AM

well that makes you one lucky son of a bitch, these things are probably the best looking cow i've seen yet

the bull one looks a little mean but i bet he loves to be petted and nurtured with assorted treats and pleasantries

Think of the cockle burrs.

pissclams · « **Reply #799 on:** May 10, 2017, 12:01:25 PM »

slackcat, those are wood ticks and also the scottish highland calf is not a dumbass like the wisconsin type of cow and would avoid that sort of nonsense