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Can we be done burning 'stures yet?

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Question:  Are baby goats hard to take care of?

Follow-up question:  Are grown-up goats hard to take care of?

95% of any issues can be taken care of with good fencing.

If they can eat a tin can, they can eat a fence. WASTE OF TIME
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Question:  Are baby goats hard to take care of?

Follow-up question:  Are grown-up goats hard to take care of?

95% of any issues can be taken care of with good fencing.

If they can eat a tin can, they can eat a fence. WASTE OF TIME

that's why I could never keep them in a pen.   :bang: :bang: :bang:
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Are boy cows hamburgers and steaks too?  Or just girls?
I've got this one-

boy cows are called bulls and they produce both beef and steaks and other miscellaneous meat (hamburger)
girls cows are called dairy cows and make the delicious milk that compliments our pizza so well


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post script- i am not sure what steers are, possibly a bull whose beef is deemed sub prime and therefore we just leave them alone, similar to those horse that can't be ride and just graze all day


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post script- i am not sure what steers are, possibly a bull whose beef is deemed sub prime and therefore we just leave them alone, similar to those horse that can't be ride and just graze all day
steer clear!

btw I had a milk-complimented pie from The Papa last night, courtesy of Sox5.


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post script- i am not sure what steers are, possibly a bull whose beef is deemed sub prime and therefore we just leave them alone, similar to those horse that can't be ride and just graze all day
steer clear!

btw I had a milk-complimented pie from The Papa last night, courtesy of Sox5.

TsPs for your intestines and butthole today
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Did you ever scream "Hey boss!" at the cows SD? My dad was a cattle buyer and did this all the time growing up. He said they understood it. Was he lying to me?

no, he was lying
It is "come bessy", but said said more like "ca'boss". It means "Come old bessy" and cows clearly understand it. Silly Wacky putting an exclamation point behind it. You wouldn't yell at a how and say "Hey Boss!" smdh

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Can we be done burning 'stures yet?
Burning pastures is good for the environment you nit wit!!!! It allows healthy growth and prevents raging prairie fires like KS and OK have been experiencing.

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Well, they shouldn't come slobber, because they're going to die!

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Can we be done burning 'stures yet?
Burning pastures is good for the environment you nit wit!!!! It allows healthy growth and prevents raging prairie fires like KS and OK have been experiencing.

I know but my eyes haven't stopped watering in 3 weeks :cry:

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'sclams is really smart with the cow stuff. I am glad that he is answering some of these questions, because SD probably would have to look some of it up on the internet, or call home and ask his dad.

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My dad burnt the hobby farm on Wednesday  :thumbs:
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"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Question: Is it true that goat milk has lower levels of lactose in it so it's easier to digest for intolerant persons?

Follow-up Question:  Are there specific types of goats for milking or is it just like cows where the boys are for meat and the girls are for milk?

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man could you imagine how cool it must feel for the bull who gets to be the stud?  like, so long losers.  have fun being slaughtered.  I'm off to go sex all your sisters and moms and daughters for the rest of my life.


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man could you imagine how cool it must feel for the bull who gets to be the stud?  like, so long losers.  have fun being slaughtered.  I'm off to go sex all your sisters and moms and daughters for the rest of my life.

not daughters idiot

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man could you imagine how cool it must feel for the bull who gets to be the stud?  like, so long losers.  have fun being slaughtered.  I'm off to go sex all your sisters and moms and daughters for the rest of my life.

not daughters idiot
disirregardlessly.


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Question: Is it true that goat milk has lower levels of lactose in it so it's easier to digest for intolerant persons?

Follow-up Question:  Are there specific types of goats for milking or is it just like cows where the boys are for meat and the girls are for milk?

yes, slightly less lactose.  but it's probably more that it's just a little different.

yes, there different breeds optimized for milk and meat production.  cows come in different breeds too.
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there are 4 breeds of cows. hereford, angus, white, white with black spots.

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sddad IRL just bought a bunch of new white bulls (charolais sp?)to cross with his angus cows because he told me he's been having "good luck" with that mix of cow. said they are fatter at a younger age or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

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what's your favorite kind of cow?


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there are 4 breeds of cows. hereford, angus, white, white with black spots.
What about black with white belts?

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what's your favorite kind of cow?

i already asked him that question.  it was disappointing.  steve dave doesn't really like cows, i'm afraid.
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Which breed of goat is the most cuddly?