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when you chatted up ropinfeet, where was he on the scale of - "that's an interesting personal connection we share" and "i sell a lot of bulls, kid"?
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Selling cows sounds like selling used cars. If you have one on the lot too long you take it to the auction and another rancher buys it.

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Selling cows sounds like selling used cars. If you have one on the lot too long you take it to the auction and another rancher buys it.
it is 100% exactly that.


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when you chatted up ropinfeet, where was he on the scale of - "that's an interesting personal connection we share" and "i sell a lot of bulls, kid"?

He was like, "yeah, I know sddad." and then went on to talk to JMart about some boring stuff that didn't have anything to do with Holy crap that's Jim Colbert and Mitch Richmond! Take my picture trim!

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when you chatted up ropinfeet, where was he on the scale of - "that's an interesting personal connection we share" and "i sell a lot of bulls, kid"?

We was like, "yeah, I know sddad." and then went on to talk to JMart about some boring stuff that didn't have anything to do with Holy crap that's Jim Colbert and Mitch Richmond! Take my picture trim!

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So notwithstanding that it was critical for #TheBachelor to find a girl who could move to the farm in Iowa because it was imperative he stay there and make it succeed, he didn't even wait a week before starting a potential 3 months of Dancing with the Stars. 

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So notwithstanding that it was critical for #TheBachelor to find a girl who could move to the farm in Iowa because it was imperative he stay there and make it succeed, he didn't even wait a week before starting a potential 3 months of Dancing with the Stars.

For some reason I don't think that #TheBachelor does much work on the farm.
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what is a co-op?


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what is a co-op?

it's like a place with huge towers for keeping grain and sometimes a gas station and sometimes a place that sells that ammonia that you pump in the ground to kill weeds and meth heads use to make meth and sometimes has like a store for farmers and sometimes has a truck repair place and possibly a ton of other stuff. sddad is on the co-op board and I have no idea what that entails. he goes to meetings with like two of his buds and they decide what other grain towers to buy and junk I guess. I actually have no rough ridin' clue what a co-op is to be honest.

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what is a co-op?
It's short for Co-Operative.  It's a bunch of business ppl, mainly farmers, that
buy and sell farm stuff.  They are in about every small town in Western Kansas.
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They are Marxist farmin
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what's with katdaddy trying to one-up sd?

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what's with katdaddy trying to one-up sd?
just trying to educate the city kids in this thread.
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what is a co-op?

it's like a place with huge towers for keeping grain and sometimes a gas station and sometimes a place that sells that ammonia that you pump in the ground to kill weeds and meth heads use to make meth and sometimes has like a store for farmers and sometimes has a truck repair place and possibly a ton of other stuff. sddad is on the co-op board and I have no idea what that entails. he goes to meetings with like two of his buds and they decide what other grain towers to buy and junk I guess. I actually have no rough ridin' clue what a co-op is to be honest.

Pretty accurate SD except you only got one of the 2 uses for ammonia right. It is anhydrous ammonia and it is a fertilizer.

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Its like costco for farmin.  The internet has kind of defeated the purpose, at least for farmers who know what the internet is.
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Steve dave is cow tipping a real thing?
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Steve dave is cow tipping a real thing?
Are you talking 15% vs 20%?  :dunno:
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Steve dave is cow tipping a real thing?
Are you talking 15% vs 20%?  :dunno:
How does one cow tip?
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Steve dave is cow tipping a real thing?
Are you talking 15% vs 20%?  :dunno:
How does one cow tip?
To be safe, I'll go for the 20%.  There could be a bull near by.  :ohno:
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Its like costco for farmin.  The internet has kind of defeated the purpose, at least for farmers who know what the internet is.
why do they call it a co-op


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Its like costco for farmin.  The internet has kind of defeated the purpose, at least for farmers who know what the internet is.
why do they call it a co-op

Most rural people dont read so good, so cooperative was out of the question.
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Its like costco for farmin.  The internet has kind of defeated the purpose, at least for farmers who know what the internet is.
why do they call it a co-op

Most rural people dont read so good, so cooperative was out of the question.
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what is a co-op?

it's like a place with huge towers for keeping grain and sometimes a gas station and sometimes a place that sells that ammonia that you pump in the ground to kill weeds and meth heads use to make meth and sometimes has like a store for farmers and sometimes has a truck repair place and possibly a ton of other stuff. sddad is on the co-op board and I have no idea what that entails. he goes to meetings with like two of his buds and they decide what other grain towers to buy and junk I guess. I actually have no rough ridin' clue what a co-op is to be honest.
This is probably the best answer in this entire thread.

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Steve dave is cow tipping a real thing?

No

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Steve dave Farmall or john deere?
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