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bro, I cow farmed more in my first 18 years of life than anyone at KSU has farmed combined in total all of them. I already confirmed that.

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bro, I cow farmed more in my first 18 years of life than anyone at KSU has farmed combined in total all of them. I already confirmed that.
I hate to argue with you, sd but I climbed straight up to the top of the mountain and got my info directly from the beef cow guru. don't push me on this.

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grabbing front row seats for the beef-off LETS GOOOOO

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We doing a beef off?

I can't compete with a boots on the ground beef off but I did go to a prestigious academic institution where I met lots of elites. Maybe I should tell my buddy to ask his father in law (aka the CEO of a big 4 packer) for the real scoop?!?


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seems like kind of a big deal to those poor cows and their families.


i'd like to know if the fetish for black cattle contributed to their horrible deaths.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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My Beef Off submission...

Good cattle feeders factor in 1-1.5% death loss as a part of their breakeven.

Kansas has roughly 2.3m head on feed at any given time. Slaughter about 2x that annually.

If you're losing 1 pct which would be high then that's 800-900 head a week for the whole state.




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Beef Off! Beef Off! BEEF OFF! BEEF OFF! BEEF OFF!

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Would pay to watch Tom and SD meat judge the crap outta some beef
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Defend yourself, sd.
Cowards!

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Over the years I have met cowards, and I can tell you SD is no coward.
Hot time in Kat town tonight.

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Guys, am I too late?

Did I miss a good ol' fashioned BEEF-OFF???

 :curse: :shakesfist:

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Guys, am I too late?

Did I miss a good ol' fashioned BEEF-OFF???

 :curse: :shakesfist:

get in here passranch and give us your BEEF OFF credentials

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Live look at me attending the BEEF-OFF


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Backyard bottle calf headed back to the ranch.


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Guys, am I too late?

Did I miss a good ol' fashioned BEEF-OFF???

 :curse: :shakesfist:

get in here passranch and give us your BEEF OFF credentials

Pretty much steve dave levels TBH except I have cow ranch experience  :cool:, NOT cow farm  :jerk:.

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Like the amount of zerks that went ungreased in my day would make a grown man blush.

I also broke whole forests worth of pitman sticks every summer.

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Nice!

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Like the amount of zerks that went ungreased in my day would make a grown man blush.

I also broke whole forests worth of pitman sticks every summer.
Had to Google pitman sticks

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what kind of dog is this?

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Can you guys take a full grown cow in a fistfight? Because I can, easily.

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Can you guys take a full grown cow in a fistfight? Because I can, easily.
Punching cow isn't as easy as Rocky makes it look. They have very hard bones and experience no pain from human punches.

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Can you guys take a full grown cow in a fistfight? Because I can, easily.

When you're a kid wrestling calves at branding time and you have hind leg and you get cow diarrhea sprayed all over your face and still don't let go, that's when you know you're cowboy'n!

You learn to put your foot over the butthole every time after that.

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Like the amount of zerks that went ungreased in my day would make a grown man blush.

I also broke whole forests worth of pitman sticks every summer.
Had to Google pitman sticks

I took out the difference in the low wages I got paid in the hayfield in pitman sticks.  My rig always had the freshest ones.

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Can you guys take a full grown cow in a fistfight? Because I can, easily.

When you're a kid wrestling calves at branding time and you have hind leg and you get cow diarrhea sprayed all over your face and still don't let go, that's when you know you're cowboy'n!

You learn to put your foot over the butthole every time after that.

That's a rookie move that exposes your groin to some cloven hoof music.

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Backyard bottle calf headed back to the ranch.


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what kind of dog is this?
Angusdoodle.


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