Author Topic: Chingon's Chruth Bombs (Read 1169 times)

CHONGS · « **on:** January 16, 2015, 10:00:41 PM »

Yeah we live in a PC world run wild wild wild. Well, guess what? I'm not gonna pussyfoot around this anymore! I am going to deliver some straight undiluted truth straight from my mouth to my hands.

Chruth Bomb:

No one likes your silly mustache, shave it off. Plus your band is not very good, your friends are being nice.

CHONGS · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:01:26 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

No is impressed that you date-raped that many girls. It's gross and you should be in jail.

CHONGS · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:04:07 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

The person who will kill you is likely sitting next to you right now.

CHONGS · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:06:14 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

Making fancy graphs and breaking down sports data isn't a substitute for having a personality.

CHONGS · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:07:02 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

Yes, you could stand to lose a few pounds.

The Big Train · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:07:43 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on January 16, 2015, 10:06:14 PM

Chruth Bomb:

Making fancy graphs and breaking down sports data isn't a substitute for having a personality.

alright pot

CHONGS · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:12:51 PM »

Chruth Bombs:

Your shitty home-brewed beer is worse than any mass domestic by a factor of ten.

CHONGS · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:15:09 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

KSUFans was better

CHONGS · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:15:43 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

Beating KU is all that you really care about.

CHONGS · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:16:34 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

Barack Hussien Obama has been disappointing as a president.

CHONGS · « **Reply #10 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:18:08 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

Key parties are not the gateway to self-satisfaction.

CHONGS · « **Reply #11 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:21:55 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

2-2-7 is a comedy

CHONGS · « **Reply #12 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:24:32 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

There is too much traffic, people need to get off the road.

CHONGS · « **Reply #13 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:25:36 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

A helicopter is like a fan but sideways. Also it carries people to the hospital.

CHONGS · « **Reply #14 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:29:10 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

There is a skeleton living inside of you.

CHONGS · « **Reply #15 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:39:25 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

U2 is boring to listen to. Very boring.

CHONGS · « **Reply #16 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:41:12 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

A sandwich needs to be more than just one thing between two pieces of bread.

CHONGS · « **Reply #17 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:46:00 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

Pants are sometimes required.

CHONGS · « **Reply #18 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:49:03 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

Girls just wanna have fun.

CHONGS · « **Reply #19 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:52:11 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

Pennies are not worth saving. Ben Franklin was a rough ridin' liar.

CHONGS · « **Reply #20 on:** January 16, 2015, 10:53:04 PM »

Chruth Bombs:

Blatant post count padding can take more effort than you think.

The Big Train · « **Reply #21 on:** January 16, 2015, 11:03:08 PM »

whats the main difference between a "Chruth Bomb" and a "Chruth Bombs"?

michigancat · « **Reply #22 on:** January 16, 2015, 11:13:57 PM »

wetwillie · « **Reply #23 on:** January 16, 2015, 11:22:46 PM »

Going back to work for second semester must be rough after a while off.

CHONGS · « **Reply #24 on:** January 16, 2015, 11:26:41 PM »

Chruth Bomb:

A bucket of popcorn shrimp goes down eeaaasy.

Author Topic: Chingon's Chruth Bombs (Read 1169 times)

The Big Train

The Big Train