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What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« on: January 09, 2015, 09:38:55 AM »
Ignoring all the silly "constitutional" "checks and balances" and general government protocols and approval processes, if you were dictator king president for a day, what free stuff would you give your proletariat serfs servants constituency?

Me? Probably guns manufactured in the good old USA. All kinds of domestic industries and economies would flourish, high paying manufacturing jobs would be created, and we'd finally be in a place where everyone was able to fulfill their God given and 2nd amendment civil right to own a firearm. Crime would plummet and the god damned deer population would finally be brought into control. Yep, no more car accidents on the highway thanks to me. That's what I'd do.


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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2015, 10:04:32 AM »
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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2015, 10:15:04 AM »
Education so we could have less jerkoffs in this country who don't understand how our Constitution works.
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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2015, 11:15:23 AM »
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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2015, 11:26:59 AM »
Education so we could have less jerkoffs in this country who don't understand how our Constitution works.

You mean, like, more than the 13 years they already get?
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2015, 11:28:05 AM »
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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2015, 11:28:13 AM »
Why not just give everything for free? Why do we have to choose?
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2015, 11:30:36 AM »
liposuction (for gross/fat people)

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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2015, 11:30:48 AM »
Money printing machines.

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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2015, 11:56:19 AM »
I would give everyone a shiny tractor.

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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2015, 12:28:19 PM »
I would give republicans to isis
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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2015, 12:31:58 PM »
If your BMI is over 23, a ticket to Canada

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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2015, 01:19:58 PM »
I'm surprised the libtards are butt hurt about this thread. It's supposed to be fun.
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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2015, 01:23:36 PM »
I'm having fun, an America without the fat is better

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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2015, 01:55:47 PM »
Birth control. 

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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2015, 02:04:47 PM »
I'm having fun, an America without the fat is better

Sorry, didn't know you identified as libtard. You were clearly having fun.
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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2015, 03:20:41 PM »
I'm having fun, an America without the fat is better

Sorry, didn't know you identified as libtard. You were clearly having fun.

I didn't think you were sayin I was.  I was just saying this is fun.

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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2015, 03:27:49 PM »
Advice.  Tons of it.  Like, "love it or leave it!", "Don't tread on me!", and prob anything else that came to mind.

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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2015, 04:01:37 PM »
Id give away virgins from conservative families to my liberal bros.  :gocho:

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Re: What free stuff would you give away if you were president?
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2015, 04:06:55 PM »
high fives

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