It's like putting your penis in a 3.5 liter bowl of really warm vanilla pudding with strawberries, sliced peaches, and just the most careful touch of cinnamon mixed in, letting out a sigh of stress-releasing relief, then watching as that bowl of warm pleasure suddenly solidifies through some freak chemical reaction...and now you have a mass of vanilla pudding and ruined fruit slices in the shape of a bowl your mother gave you when you got your own apartment.
IMO