Dammit, can we all agree on one nickname? It seems to be between Bazooka Joe and Hound Dog. Hound Dog is funnier because like, what the hell is that? Is it supposed to be intimated? How did he get that? Bazooka Joe is not quite as funny but is catchier and still makes me think of him chewing a big wad of pink bubble gum so....kind of funny, still I guess.