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Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« on: January 01, 2015, 10:06:56 AM »
-Set up robocall to 785 area code explaining why oscar sucks
-release skunks in the OOD

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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2015, 10:10:39 AM »


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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2015, 10:44:04 AM »
do not enter the bram until oscar is gone. I like to think Illinois could've got rid of him much faster if anyone on the fence about the coach just opted to watch somewhere else

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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2015, 10:48:49 AM »
do not enter the bram until oscar is gone. I like to think Illinois could've got rid of him much faster if anyone on the fence about the coach just opted to watch somewhere else

No.  The AD that hired him wasn't going to fire him.  He was set to retire and he was leaving oscar for the next guy to deal with.  He was a dickless rough ridin' clown.
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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2015, 11:34:37 AM »
So what our focus should be then is finding a school to hire Currie. I'm without a clue as to who might be looking for an sports administrator with a good fundraising, building resume but mixed coach hiring record.

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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2015, 11:44:56 AM »


Image from KSU sports IG. Didn't Testy Westy used go post here?

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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2015, 12:46:48 PM »
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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2015, 01:05:42 PM »
Need someone to scour the Deep Weber and figure out how to get some CP on his work PC.
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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2015, 01:42:18 PM »
do not enter the bram until oscar is gone. I like to think Illinois could've got rid of him much faster if anyone on the fence about the coach just opted to watch somewhere else

No.  The AD that hired him wasn't going to fire him.  He was set to retire and he was leaving oscar for the next guy to deal with.  He was a dickless rough ridin' clown.
Since we thankfully have his time at IL as a barometer for oscar-cess, it should be easier to convince people what a disservice they're doing to the program by sitting in the stands to support it. Each season he stays is knocking the program back at least one additional year after he leaves. Even the slightest reservations about oscar as a coach should keep people away from the bram until serious changes occur.

On another note, Omari and Jamsam tweeting about this crapshow last night made me lol and a new level of sad all at once. They don't deserve this

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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2015, 01:44:29 PM »
Drone pulling fire oscar banner flying around bramlage constantly

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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2015, 03:19:22 PM »
Get a gE'er embedded in the Bramlage IT inter workings. Have a "Fire oscar" message flash for 0.02 seconds on the video boards for every game. Nobody notices anything but subliminally they all get in their heads the BID message.


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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2015, 03:36:55 PM »
On another note, Omari and Jamsam tweeting about this crapshow last night made me lol and a new level of sad all at once. They don't deserve this

people that reference tweets in a thread should post the tweets in the same thread.  that's just good manners.
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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2015, 04:45:58 PM »
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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2015, 04:48:34 PM »
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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2015, 04:56:22 PM »
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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2015, 05:18:02 PM »
Get a gE'er embedded in the Bramlage IT inter workings. Have a "Fire oscar" message flash for 0.02 seconds on the video boards for every game. Nobody notices anything but subliminally they all get in their heads the BID message.


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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2015, 05:27:57 PM »
We need to patch together his press conferences to say something obscene even though he's never said anything obscene before and then release it to the media.  That or plant weed in his car.
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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2015, 05:30:54 PM »
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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2015, 06:14:22 PM »
Bait him into choking you at a salad bar

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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2015, 06:27:44 PM »
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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2015, 07:02:04 PM »

Get a gE'er embedded in the Bramlage IT inter workings. Have a "Fire oscar" message flash for 0.02 seconds on the video boards for every game. Nobody notices anything but subliminally they all get in their heads the BID message.


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PM the secret committee and make this happen.


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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2015, 08:43:01 PM »
Hire Deb Patterson to publicly come out in support of oscar. I imagine this would piss Currie off.

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Re: Hasten oscar's departure: brainstorming thread
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2015, 10:14:12 PM »
Hire Deb Patterson to publicly come out in support of oscar. I imagine this would piss Currie off.

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