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Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« on: April 15, 2010, 07:00:53 PM »
I know this guy who is in a feud with some stupid dumbasses, he's live in Canada so you don't know him.

Anyway he wants to put some poison in some dumbasses food/drink. 


Does anyone on the board have any experience with poison?  TIA.


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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2010, 07:05:04 PM »
You've come to the right place.

I've actually got a lot of exper....HEY!  WAIT A MINUTE!
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2010, 07:05:11 PM »
Are we talking lethal and untraceable or non-lethal just to eff this guy up a little and go on about your... I mean the guy's day?
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2010, 07:05:45 PM »
i know that poison's really good for killing lots of dogs.  if they have dogs in canada, he could try to poison their dogs.
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2010, 07:34:58 PM »
Maybe they were dope heads and OD'd on some powerful narcotics?   :confused:
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2010, 08:31:18 PM »
This guy prolly isn't Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) enough to waste his good drugs on OD'ing someone.  I'm sure Pete's friend wants a non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) poisoning idea.
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2010, 08:34:07 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on April 15, 2010, 08:31:18 PM
This guy prolly isn't Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) enough to waste his good drugs on OD'ing someone.  I'm sure Pete's friend wants a non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) poisoning idea.

THIS.

Non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ideas ONLY.

Also, if you could flavor it like a fine salsa or imported cheese that would be great.   :fatty:
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2010, 08:39:49 PM »
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2010, 08:42:13 PM »
 :popcorn:
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2010, 09:46:00 PM »
I don't have any ideas, I just want to be mentioned in the future prosecutions' evidence against your canadian "friend."   :thumbsup:
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2010, 09:51:46 PM »
Prestone and Vodka?  :cheers:
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2010, 07:29:35 AM »
lead poisoning, delivered via a high powered rifle from the top of a clock tower
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2010, 02:40:36 PM »
Castor Beans, that's all I can say right now.    :cool:
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2010, 02:47:33 PM »
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2010, 03:00:36 PM »
If you are going non lethal.....



It is found in all drugstores and is like 3 bucks a bottle.  Dump it in their food or drink and watch hilarity ensue. By hilarity I mean violent nausea and vomiting.   :cheers:

If you are going lethal, :cheese:
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2010, 11:12:48 PM »
Does the eyd drops thing work?
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Re: Official ways to secretly poison someone thread
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2010, 12:27:52 AM »
Drop a thread down from the ceiling and drip poison along it.
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