Is there anything oscar could do to get your eyes back on this team this year?
Here's what would grab my interest:
1. Bench Jevon. This isn't about fouling the 3-point shooter or throwing the inbounds pass away. This is about a point guard who makes terrible passes and can't shoot.
2. Increasing Foster's shot attempts to a Kobe-like rate.
But really, those changes would only hold my interest for a game or two. To watch the full conference slate, I'd need to see:
3. Installing that crazy Grinnell D3 offense where you cherry-pick and shoot a million 3s per game, or basically any offense where we shoot 3s non-stop. Like, Hurt and Foster run a pick and pop on every possession. I realize we aren't full of sharpshooters, but if you're going to lose almost all of your conference games anyway, we may as well start chucking 3 balls.
4. Focus on setting a K-State record during each game. Feed Foster the ball to see if he can break Askia Jones' 62-point game record, or his 14 3-pointers record. See if any of our idiots can break the 16 assist record held by Keith Frazier from 1976 - just pick one guy as the designated assist man, and instruct all players to shoot immediately after he passes. You see where I'm going with this. Ignore winning the game and go for the records. I do this in video games sometimes - it's fun!
