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Lapsestarded
« on: December 28, 2014, 03:27:24 PM »
Playing pretty solid on both ends and up 10. At about the 11 minute mark our offensive possessions go something like this:

Jevon dribbles ball into opponents hands - TO
Nino tries to pass the ball 4 ft into an effective triple team - TO
Wes misses layup
Jevon makes bad pass to Gip, who somehow handles but gets blocked
Wes dribbles ball off foot - TO
Nino out of control, misses layup

this resulted in a bunch of easy transition points for a team that can't get even get a decent look.


Obviously if these extended mental and physical lapses occur against high major competition our chances of winning substantially diminish.  It's been going on all rough ridin' season and is inexcusable. Therefore, I demand this lapsestardedness cease.


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Re: Lapsestarded
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2014, 03:46:14 PM »
14 turnovers in 15 minutes is prototypical lapsetarded behavior. Wouldn't mind if Jevon took a couple games off.
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Re: Lapsestarded
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2014, 03:47:41 PM »
Nino leaving his guy to try and sneak up behind their point guard, only to have their PG pass it to Nino guys uncovered under the basket is a new kind a lapsetarded.
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Re: Lapsestarded
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2014, 03:50:40 PM »
Gip diving to save a ball Georgia tried to throw out of bounds
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Re: Lapsestarded
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2014, 04:05:47 PM »
It's not just lapses anymore, it's their official style of play 
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Re: Lapsestarded
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2014, 04:25:52 PM »
Granted, I missed the first 10 minutes, but the effort seems better. . . basket interference
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Re: Lapsestarded
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2015, 12:29:27 PM »
22-2 run
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Re: Lapsestarded
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2015, 12:31:14 PM »
22-2 run

8 turnovers on 1-12 shooting. .... AND THAT'S THE GAME!!   :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: