I think I posted the idea last time this happened, but if lucrative, I will tell the "story" in exchange for donations. Maybe like a $5 donation per person told or something; it wouldn't take long even if I had to do it lots of times.
No refunds after you've heard it, but maybe if unsatisfied I could tell a much more interesting Sergio's Barber Shop anecdote for an additional donation. There'll be at least 2 months, probably 3, of no hoops chats before a FattyFest, so I could keep all Sergio tales to myself and break them out there.