Guys.
I'm worried about your coach. I'm worried he's going to be fired which will cause several things. One, he will truly have to mow his own lawn. Two, he won't be able to afford millions of pizzas for student fans. Three, he will have to start sleeping in his sweats again cause he will try to cut down on the heating bill.
He's fooled us many times. He seemed a career assistant but then got a job at reeling siu. He turned them into an honest to goodness regional power which lasted well beyond his tenure.
Then he got a big ten job and immediately sucked. The ish and other weber-phobic boards still laugh at his embarrassing mock funeral. If it hadn't been for rich mcbride raining unexpected threes down on an unsuspecting Memphis team the non-con might've led to mutiny.
Guys. The strangest thing then happened. A stocky point guard deemed to pretty to play hoops by a Maryland eastern shore (does Maryland have a pacific shore too???) guard became all-world and illinois won its first outright bt title in exactly one billion years.
Then, out of nowhere, oscar had his heart broken by Derrick rose and his orange nikes, Eric Gordon's Sampson fettish, and bill selves recruiting wonder toupee.
It was a dark time for oscar but guys. Guess what. In 2009 he had a team full of Chester fraziers and he got a five seed and even though he got punked (his word I think he learned from his players) by western ky he had a bunch of all world recruits coming in.
Guys, it wasn't meant to be. All those guards were actually wings and all those big men were just Meyers Leonard and weber sucked at coaching for three straight years.
Weber seemed destined to coach at CoC in obscurity but he shocked us all again by somehow getting the kstate job. He immediately sucked and you guys, no offense, looked like crud vs the zags. Guys. How on earth did he get you to start playing and win a fake championship?
You all know what happened last year. You lost to no co but beat ku. Your money players were frosh. The future seemed bright.
Guys, I'm worried coach weber is out of miracle surprises and then the above might happen. Please help him, guys. He needs you.
