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Re: Songs Luke can learn to play on guitar to pick up babes
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2014, 10:58:52 AM »
I've found that some Sublime (What I Got, for instance) works wonders, if we are talking about the category of songs sung and played on guitar at the same time.
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Re: Songs Luke can learn to play on guitar to pick up babes
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2014, 12:11:59 PM »
Smoke on the water- Deep Purple
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Re: Songs Luke can learn to play on guitar to pick up babes
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2014, 01:01:13 PM »
A lot of the Avett Brothers are pretty easy to play/fake on acoustic and have the moody, sentimental lyrics that chicks love.

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Re: Songs Luke can learn to play on guitar to pick up babes
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2014, 01:03:40 PM »
Darling Nikki - Prince

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Re: Songs Luke can learn to play on guitar to pick up babes
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2014, 01:04:01 PM »
She Hates Me- Puddle of Mud
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« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2014, 01:08:25 PM »
freebird - lynyrd skynyrd

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Re: Songs Luke can learn to play on guitar to pick up babes
« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2014, 01:19:01 PM »
If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me

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« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2014, 01:24:59 PM »
need more context.  Is Luke starting a cover band and they got a gig lined up?  Or is Luke that guy that brings out his guitar at the party?

If Luke just started a cover band he needs to figure out which girl at the show is his favorite and lock eyes while playing chicken nuggets Pie by Led Zeppelin.

If Luke is being guitar guy at the party, and somebody doesn't come give him the ass beating he so richly deserves, then Crash Into Me or you know what pretty much any DMB or OAR or <insert jam band> song for that matter.  But Crash Into Me might have the easiest chord progression so he can spend more time making eye contact and stuff

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« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2014, 01:26:30 PM »
Cu$tard Pie not chicken nuggets.  This is a weird blog.

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« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2014, 01:29:27 PM »
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« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2014, 01:31:19 PM »
luke is the second guy to bring out his guitar and play at the party, duh.
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Re: Songs Luke can learn to play on guitar to pick up babes
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2014, 01:36:52 PM »
serious question is that like, even a thing anymore?  Seems like that kinda thing got stamped out years ago.  I can think of maybe 1 party i've been to where such behavior was acceptable, and that was because everyone at that party were pretty close bros and they all liked to play guitar so they would sit around and jam and learn each others songs and stuff. 

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« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2014, 01:38:22 PM »
Hub is really pissed off that his parents never bought him a guitar.
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« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2014, 01:44:29 PM »
serious question is that like, even a thing anymore?  Seems like that kinda thing got stamped out years ago.  I can think of maybe 1 party i've been to where such behavior was acceptable, and that was because everyone at that party were pretty close bros and they all liked to play guitar so they would sit around and jam and learn each others songs and stuff.

i was at a party last week and didnt have my guitar so i had to borrow one from the guy who lived there to play for a few girls. 2 of the 3 girls were dating guys there though and the last one was their friend so she had to go home with them. but it totally works.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2014, 01:44:52 PM »
Hub is really pissed off that his parents never bought him a guitar.

so the very next day...

bought a beat up 6 string
from a second hand store
didn't know how to play it
but he knew for sure...

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Re: Songs Luke can learn to play on guitar to pick up babes
« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2014, 01:51:27 PM »
C    Em  Am       F     C    G
Wise men say only fools rush in
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« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2014, 01:52:57 PM »
serious question is that like, even a thing anymore?  Seems like that kinda thing got stamped out years ago.  I can think of maybe 1 party i've been to where such behavior was acceptable, and that was because everyone at that party were pretty close bros and they all liked to play guitar so they would sit around and jam and learn each others songs and stuff.

i was at a party last week and didnt have my guitar so i had to borrow one from the guy who lived there to play for a few girls. 2 of the 3 girls were dating guys there though and the last one was their friend so she had to go home with them. but it totally works.

that is just astounding.  I would have gotten kicked in the teeth if i ever tried to be guitar guy at the party.  My friends weren't always super supportive of my musical ambitions, tho

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« Reply #42 on: December 11, 2014, 01:55:09 PM »
serious question is that like, even a thing anymore?  Seems like that kinda thing got stamped out years ago.  I can think of maybe 1 party i've been to where such behavior was acceptable, and that was because everyone at that party were pretty close bros and they all liked to play guitar so they would sit around and jam and learn each others songs and stuff.

i was at a party last week and didnt have my guitar so i had to borrow one from the guy who lived there to play for a few girls. 2 of the 3 girls were dating guys there though and the last one was their friend so she had to go home with them. but it totally works.

that is just astounding.  I would have gotten kicked in the teeth if i ever tried to be guitar guy at the party.  My friends weren't always super supportive of my musical ambitions, tho

yeah, i have a few friends who all play guitar. we do little "jam sessions" sometimes after the bars when we are super pak'd. we cant do it at my place anymore though because i live with EMAWMeister and he is always trying to sleep.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Songs Luke can learn to play on guitar to pick up babes
« Reply #43 on: December 11, 2014, 01:59:46 PM »
serious question is that like, even a thing anymore?  Seems like that kinda thing got stamped out years ago.  I can think of maybe 1 party i've been to where such behavior was acceptable, and that was because everyone at that party were pretty close bros and they all liked to play guitar so they would sit around and jam and learn each others songs and stuff.

i was at a party last week and didnt have my guitar so i had to borrow one from the guy who lived there to play for a few girls. 2 of the 3 girls were dating guys there though and the last one was their friend so she had to go home with them. but it totally works.

that is just astounding.  I would have gotten kicked in the teeth if i ever tried to be guitar guy at the party.  My friends weren't always super supportive of my musical ambitions, tho

yeah, i have a few friends who all play guitar. we do little "jam sessions" sometimes after the bars when we are super pak'd. we cant do it at my place anymore though because i live with EMAWMeister and he is always trying to sleep.

Like, maybe mix it up once in a while. Wonderwall is getting old.

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Re: Songs Luke can learn to play on guitar to pick up babes
« Reply #44 on: December 11, 2014, 02:00:14 PM »
and you don't even have the capo on the right fret.

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Re: Songs Luke can learn to play on guitar to pick up babes
« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2014, 02:02:15 PM »
   
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« Reply #46 on: December 11, 2014, 02:02:50 PM »
serious question is that like, even a thing anymore?  Seems like that kinda thing got stamped out years ago.  I can think of maybe 1 party i've been to where such behavior was acceptable, and that was because everyone at that party were pretty close bros and they all liked to play guitar so they would sit around and jam and learn each others songs and stuff.

i was at a party last week and didnt have my guitar so i had to borrow one from the guy who lived there to play for a few girls. 2 of the 3 girls were dating guys there though and the last one was their friend so she had to go home with them. but it totally works.

that is just astounding.  I would have gotten kicked in the teeth if i ever tried to be guitar guy at the party.  My friends weren't always super supportive of my musical ambitions, tho

yeah, i have a few friends who all play guitar. we do little "jam sessions" sometimes after the bars when we are super pak'd. we cant do it at my place anymore though because i live with EMAWMeister and he is always trying to sleep.

Like, maybe mix it up once in a while. Wonderwall is getting old.

1- no its rough ridin' not.
2- sorry you dont get babes
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Songs Luke can learn to play on guitar to pick up babes
« Reply #47 on: December 11, 2014, 02:04:41 PM »
I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps, etc.

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Re: Songs Luke can learn to play on guitar to pick up babes
« Reply #48 on: December 11, 2014, 02:06:02 PM »
serious question is that like, even a thing anymore?  Seems like that kinda thing got stamped out years ago.  I can think of maybe 1 party i've been to where such behavior was acceptable, and that was because everyone at that party were pretty close bros and they all liked to play guitar so they would sit around and jam and learn each others songs and stuff.

i was at a party last week and didnt have my guitar so i had to borrow one from the guy who lived there to play for a few girls. 2 of the 3 girls were dating guys there though and the last one was their friend so she had to go home with them. but it totally works.

that is just astounding.  I would have gotten kicked in the teeth if i ever tried to be guitar guy at the party.  My friends weren't always super supportive of my musical ambitions, tho

yeah, i have a few friends who all play guitar. we do little "jam sessions" sometimes after the bars when we are super pak'd. we cant do it at my place anymore though because i live with EMAWMeister and he is always trying to sleep.

Like, maybe mix it up once in a while. Wonderwall is getting old.

1- no its rough ridin' not.
2- sorry you dont get babes

If you want babes, start learning songs from 'Frozen'. It's that simple. The British invasion of the 90's is over, THOTUC.

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Re: Songs Luke can learn to play on guitar to pick up babes
« Reply #49 on: December 11, 2014, 02:12:02 PM »
If you want babes, start learning songs from 'Frozen'. It's that simple. The British invasion of the 90's is over, THOTUC.

i will take that into consideration.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.