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Offline POWL

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what crime.....
« on: December 05, 2014, 09:39:07 AM »
would you be willing to commit in exchange for a win over Baylor ?

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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2014, 09:42:32 AM »
none, that's disgusting
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2014, 09:43:30 AM »
i would be willing to turn into the far lane, risking a potential moving violation
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2014, 09:44:30 AM »
I AM GOING TO TEAR THE TAGS OFF MY MATTRESS AS SOON AS I GET HOME 

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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2014, 09:46:33 AM »
I'll take two fortune cookies at panda express
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2014, 09:47:23 AM »
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2014, 09:47:45 AM »
victimless crimes
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2014, 09:47:53 AM »
I'd be willing to yell "FIRE" in a crowded movie theater if it meant us getting another sweet sweet Dr. Pepper.
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2014, 09:48:55 AM »
a win? none
tcu loss and a win? a petty misdemeanor.
tcu loss, a win, and going to the playoffs? maybe even a gross misdemeanor.
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2014, 09:51:32 AM »
The cool crime of robbery.  :cool:
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« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2014, 09:55:30 AM »
I might bludgeon a woodland creature with a crescent wrench.
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2014, 09:55:55 AM »
Speeding
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2014, 09:56:44 AM »
Not much of a hooligan. But I could see myself not putting my blinker on when I'm changing lanes. I'd then smile and say "Cats, man".
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« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2014, 10:15:31 AM »
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2014, 10:17:09 AM »
Maybe arrange something with an escort. We could watch the game together.
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2014, 10:20:39 AM »
crimes of the heart
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2014, 10:20:58 AM »
In all honesty I wouldn't commit any crime, saw an opportunity too good to pass up.
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« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2014, 10:23:02 AM »
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2014, 10:24:51 AM »
I would shoplift for it.  Heck I've already done that over a thousand times without any football games hanging in the balance.   :whistle1:
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2014, 10:25:44 AM »
I would be perfectly fine pushing an older lady down a flight of stairs.  But probably only like a flight with one, maybe two, steps.
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2014, 10:44:51 AM »
I would turn into the further of two lanes on a left turn
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Re: what crime.....
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2014, 10:45:21 AM »
fraudulently obtain and resell milo hay
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