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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1350 on: July 17, 2017, 06:34:32 PM »
I'm seeing an acquittal in their future.

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1351 on: July 18, 2017, 04:03:16 AM »
I'm seeing an acquittal in their future.

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Yeah right!
Mohamed Noor

That nigga's got no chance

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1352 on: July 18, 2017, 07:00:23 AM »
I'm seeing an acquittal in their future.

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Yeah right!
Mohamed Noor

That nigga's got no chance

To be fair it says his name a grand total of 1 time on that webpage, and it's a link that says "Who is Mohamed Noor" off to the side and mentioned 0 times in the article. But, yeah, this will be an explosive case.
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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1353 on: July 18, 2017, 07:17:28 AM »
I'm seeing an acquittal in their future.

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Mohamed Noor

That nigga's got no chance
Oh crap.

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1354 on: July 18, 2017, 07:37:17 AM »
I'm seeing an acquittal in their future.

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Mohamed Noor

That nigga's got no chance


He's Muslim, I give him 80/20.

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1355 on: July 18, 2017, 08:32:09 AM »
Muslims get all the breaks
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1356 on: July 18, 2017, 10:18:01 AM »
It's amazing how a shitty off the shelf GoPro can survive being strapped to a snowboarder's helmet as they tumble thousands of feet down a mountain yet police body cameras and dashcams can't even be turned on or even if they are turned on manage to not capture video because of a malfunction. 

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1357 on: July 18, 2017, 10:19:52 AM »
It's amazing how a shitty off the shelf GoPro can survive being strapped to a snowboarder's helmet as they tumble thousands of feet down a mountain yet police body cameras and dashcams can't even be turned on or even if they are turned on manage to not capture video because of a malfunction.

It's like things work when you want them to record, and they don't work when you'd rather them not record.

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1358 on: July 18, 2017, 11:19:31 AM »
It's amazing how a shitty off the shelf GoPro can survive being strapped to a snowboarder's helmet as they tumble thousands of feet down a mountain yet police body cameras and dashcams can't even be turned on or even if they are turned on manage to not capture video because of a malfunction.

It's like things work when you want them to record, and they don't work when you'd rather them not record.

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1359 on: July 18, 2017, 01:37:54 PM »
It's amazing how a shitty off the shelf GoPro can survive being strapped to a snowboarder's helmet as they tumble thousands of feet down a mountain yet police body cameras and dashcams can't even be turned on or even if they are turned on manage to not capture video because of a malfunction.

It's like things work when you want them to record, and they don't work when you'd rather them not record.



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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1360 on: July 19, 2017, 01:02:39 AM »
I will be watching with interest.

very curious to learn whether muslim blue lives matter

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1361 on: July 21, 2017, 07:25:47 PM »
Looks like Noor will be just fine
 
https://twitter.com/ap/status/888538917095563264
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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1362 on: July 21, 2017, 11:46:28 PM »
Looks like Noor will be just fine
 
https://twitter.com/ap/status/888538917095563264

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1363 on: July 22, 2017, 12:19:38 AM »
To be fair, the police chief was a woman.

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1364 on: July 22, 2017, 02:42:39 AM »
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/07/what-dog-shootings-reveal-about-american-policing/533319/


there is body cam footage of the minneapolis attempted canicides, which i have chosen not to view.
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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1365 on: July 22, 2017, 02:49:51 AM »
i just watched.  rough ridin' piece of crap.

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1366 on: July 22, 2017, 04:12:38 AM »
Good God.

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« Reply #1367 on: July 22, 2017, 08:18:25 AM »
Guess they lowered the bar to fulfill diversity requirements.
http://www.startribune.com/despite-wave-of-retirements-mpls-police-struggle-to-hire-diverse-force/271772331/
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Last year, Mayor Betsy Hodges posted a note about Noor, lauding his hiring as a “wonderful sign” and shining example of community-oriented policing. She wrote:

    “I want to take a moment to recognize Officer Mohamed Noor, the newest Somali officer in the Minneapolis Police Department. Officer Noor has been assigned to the 5th Precinct, where his arrival has been highly celebrated, particularly by the Somali community in and around Karmel Mall. The community even hosted a meet and greet event (see pics) to welcome him. A wonderful sign of building trust and community policing at work.”


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Lowered standards not just for Minneapolis but the entire country. 

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1368 on: July 22, 2017, 09:14:36 PM »
I don't think most police departments would need to lower standards for a Somali refugee to get a job with them. They barely have any standards to begin with.

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1369 on: July 23, 2017, 06:43:48 AM »
Good read from the Eagle:
http://www.kansas.com/news/local/article46963165.html

Starting out at 20k to handle the scum of the earth????  :buh-bye:

Also, I don't know many in SEK who would meet those job standards.

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Re: not just missouri, best to avoid all cops
« Reply #1370 on: July 23, 2017, 01:09:13 PM »
The job standards of not being a criminal can be pretty rigorous

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« Reply #1371 on: July 23, 2017, 05:51:38 PM »
Yeah, I think there are probably plenty of non-criminals in SEK that have a high school diploma or GED. There are a lot of alcoholics there, though. That probably makes things a little harder.

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« Reply #1372 on: July 23, 2017, 05:54:46 PM »
Yeah. I'd imagine my rehab stints would prohibit me from joining the police force. I couldn't join the military because of them.

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« Reply #1373 on: July 23, 2017, 09:31:42 PM »
Yeah, I think there are probably plenty of non-criminals in SEK that have a high school diploma or GED. There are a lot of alcoholics and meth heads there, though. That probably makes things a little harder.

and the ones left are powertrippin' assholes.  So there you have it, I'm the only one qualified to be a cop.

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« Reply #1374 on: July 23, 2017, 09:46:52 PM »
Good luck in your new career