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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #50 on: December 01, 2014, 06:04:06 PM »
I also heard they have something against getting Pak'd and driving. I didn't know that at the time either. Man, you would think they'd tell you these things.

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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #51 on: December 01, 2014, 06:05:25 PM »
Turning into the wrong lane is a great way to get stopped at 2:30 am
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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #52 on: December 01, 2014, 06:06:42 PM »
I got out of a similar ticket in Manhattan. I went and talked to the prosecuter, told him some fabricated, detailed story about how the street signs are confusing, and he threw the case out.

All of those reasons you gave for the ticket being bullshit won't get you off. You have to make a case that you were somehow acting lawfully.

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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #53 on: December 01, 2014, 06:07:45 PM »
My dad was driving one time back in the 70's and this motorcycle gang drove up next to him trying to play games and rough ridin' with him. I guess he opened his door and knocked one of the bikers off into the other. He didn't know until a couple years after that he could have got in trouble for that. He thinks he killed a guy. Who knew?! :dunno:

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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #54 on: December 01, 2014, 06:08:30 PM »
My dad was driving one time back in the 70's and this motorcycle gane drove up next to him trying to play games and rough ridin' with him. I guess he opened his door and knocked one of the bikers off into the other. He didn't know until a couple years after that he could have got in trouble for that. He thinks he killed a guy. Who knew?! :dunno:

That didn't happen.

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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #55 on: December 01, 2014, 06:09:48 PM »
My dad was driving one time back in the 70's and this motorcycle gane drove up next to him trying to play games and rough ridin' with him. I guess he opened his door and knocked one of the bikers off into the other. He didn't know until a couple years after that he could have got in trouble for that. He thinks he killed a guy. Who knew?! :dunno:

That didn't happen.
You calling Papa Fanning a liar?!  :curse:

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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #56 on: December 01, 2014, 06:10:25 PM »
My dad was driving one time back in the 70's and this motorcycle gane drove up next to him trying to play games and rough ridin' with him. I guess he opened his door and knocked one of the bikers off into the other. He didn't know until a couple years after that he could have got in trouble for that. He thinks he killed a guy. Who knew?! :dunno:

That didn't happen.
You calling Papa Fanning a liar?!  :curse:

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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #57 on: December 01, 2014, 06:10:58 PM »
One time I was HAF and I tried to drive like 5 blocks to my house. There was a cop behind me the whole time. I was like freaking out and I could barely feel the wheel. I made it home tho.  :D

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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #58 on: December 01, 2014, 07:08:15 PM »
Wacky, that would be bad if your dad did that. http://www.chapelhillnews.com/2014/07/18/4014204/friction-between-bicyclists-and.html


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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #59 on: December 01, 2014, 08:02:44 PM »

I got out of a similar ticket in Manhattan. I went and talked to the prosecuter, told him some fabricated, detailed story about how the street signs are confusing, and he threw the case out.

All of those reasons you gave for the ticket being bullshit won't get you off. You have to make a case that you were somehow acting lawfully.
confusing signs = cannot break law.  got it, lawdog1


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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #60 on: December 01, 2014, 08:26:12 PM »
Maybe the broken white line is all faded and it's not clear that there are two lanes?  :dunno:

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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #61 on: December 01, 2014, 10:02:22 PM »
Has anyone ever attempted this or more importantly been successful at it?  I was stopped last week a couple of blocks from work for an "improper left turn", or in other words not turning into the lane closest to the center of the street.  This was in Topeka going from the I470 off ramp East onto Huntoon.  The cop asked if there was a reason why I had "swung out so wide" to make the turn and I was like Umm, what?  Where?  So I explained to him I got in the right lane because that's the lane I needed to be in order to get to my office.  This is an absolutely pud and meaningless thing to be given a ticket for.  Maybe he was mad at the world for having to ride a motorcycle on a freezing cold morning or something.

Furthermore this is simply a cash grab.  The very next day I was sitting at the same light and I looked over and saw the same motorcycle cop had pulled a car over in the same spot, presumably for the same reason.  Also during the course of my recent bitching about this a coworker said his neighbor got a ticket for the same thing.  Hey motorcycle cop guy instead of generating revenue how about if you try and be on the lookout for some actual crime, or better yet try and get some leads on that quadruple murder from last year.

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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #62 on: December 01, 2014, 10:05:00 PM »
I do this all the time and never signal, but I'm above the law.
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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #63 on: December 01, 2014, 10:09:21 PM »
Has anyone ever attempted this or more importantly been successful at it?  I was stopped last week a couple of blocks from work for an "improper left turn", or in other words not turning into the lane closest to the center of the street.  This was in Topeka going from the I470 off ramp East onto Huntoon.  The cop asked if there was a reason why I had "swung out so wide" to make the turn and I was like Umm, what?  Where?  So I explained to him I got in the right lane because that's the lane I needed to be in order to get to my office.  This is an absolutely pud and meaningless thing to be given a ticket for.  Maybe he was mad at the world for having to ride a motorcycle on a freezing cold morning or something.

Furthermore this is simply a cash grab.  The very next day I was sitting at the same light and I looked over and saw the same motorcycle cop had pulled a car over in the same spot, presumably for the same reason.  Also during the course of my recent bitching about this a coworker said his neighbor got a ticket for the same thing.  Hey motorcycle cop guy instead of generating revenue how about if you try and be on the lookout for some actual crime, or better yet try and get some leads on that quadruple murder from last year.

The only logical thing to do is burn Topeka to the ground.

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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #64 on: December 01, 2014, 10:12:17 PM »

I got out of a similar ticket in Manhattan. I went and talked to the prosecuter, told him some fabricated, detailed story about how the street signs are confusing, and he threw the case out.

All of those reasons you gave for the ticket being bullshit won't get you off. You have to make a case that you were somehow acting lawfully.
confusing signs = cannot break law.  got it, lawdog1

Actually, if he gets himself an AASHTO green book and finds something wrong with that intersection, he can probably get out of the ticket.

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« Reply #65 on: December 01, 2014, 10:22:57 PM »
that sounds like a made up book.
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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #66 on: December 01, 2014, 11:02:55 PM »
You're not "on the hook for the $72 no matter what."

Post the ticket and a map or something showing how far after your alleged illegal turn it was that you had to be in the other lane to turn to your office.

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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #67 on: December 01, 2014, 11:18:04 PM »
To OP: yes, it's a money grab.

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« Reply #68 on: December 01, 2014, 11:33:38 PM »
The neocons in this thread are laughable. Love the police when they are shooting unarmed civilians, hate the police when they enforce minor traffic laws  :lol:
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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #69 on: December 02, 2014, 06:51:16 AM »
My mom did but I thought it seemed like a pain in the ass.  Lots of time spent

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« Reply #70 on: December 02, 2014, 08:43:16 AM »

I got out of a similar ticket in Manhattan. I went and talked to the prosecuter, told him some fabricated, detailed story about how the street signs are confusing, and he threw the case out.

All of those reasons you gave for the ticket being bullshit won't get you off. You have to make a case that you were somehow acting lawfully.
confusing signs = cannot break law.  got it, lawdog1

Actually, if he gets himself an AASHTO green book and finds something wrong with that intersection, he can probably get out of the ticket.

find something wrong with intersection making law unenforceable = acting lawfully.  got it, lawdog2 


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« Reply #71 on: December 02, 2014, 08:45:16 AM »
The neocons in this thread are laughable. Love the police when they are shooting unarmed civilians, hate the police when they enforce minor traffic laws  :lol:

yes it's very funny. shoot an unarmed black guy in st louis? ok, no problem. give me a traffic ticket for breaking the law? I'M ANGRY THIS IS WRONG!

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« Reply #72 on: December 02, 2014, 09:09:01 AM »
The neocons in this thread are laughable. Love the police when they are shooting unarmed civilians, hate the police when they enforce minor traffic laws  :lol:

yes it's very funny. shoot an unarmed black guy in st louis? ok, no problem. give me a traffic ticket for breaking the law? I'M ANGRY THIS IS WRONG!

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« Reply #73 on: December 02, 2014, 09:45:26 AM »
The neocons in this thread are laughable. Love the police when they are shooting unarmed civilians, hate the police when they enforce minor traffic laws  :lol:

yes it's very funny. shoot an unarmed black guy in st louis? ok, no problem. give me a traffic ticket for breaking the law? I'M ANGRY THIS IS WRONG!

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Re: Contesting a traffic ticket (OFFICER DARIS NOT ALLOWED)
« Reply #74 on: December 02, 2014, 09:50:44 AM »
Yeah, I hear libtards love getting traffic tickets. :Ugh: