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Re: Best way to stop a newborn baby from crying
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2010, 11:03:00 AM »
i guarantee you, if i ever had to quiet a crying infant, i would not swaddle it.  gmafb.
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Re: Best way to stop a newborn baby from crying
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2010, 11:04:20 AM »
Quote from: sys on April 14, 2010, 11:03:00 AM
i guarantee you, if i ever had to quiet a crying infant, i would not swaddle it.  gmafb.
What would you do? I expect the response to be amusing/funny.
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Re: Best way to stop a newborn baby from crying
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2010, 11:17:14 AM »
Quote from: Saulbadguy on April 14, 2010, 11:04:20 AM
What would you do? I expect the response to be amusing/funny.

to start with, i mind my own goddamn business.  i guess i don't have the type of overreaching, all-encompassing ego to assume that the infant is screaming for me.
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Re: Best way to stop a newborn baby from crying
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2010, 11:18:36 AM »
Quote from: sys on April 14, 2010, 11:17:14 AM
Quote from: Saulbadguy on April 14, 2010, 11:04:20 AM
What would you do? I expect the response to be amusing/funny.

to start with, i mind my own goddamn business.  i guess i don't have the type of overreaching, all-encompassing ego to assume that the infant is screaming for me.

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Re: Best way to stop a newborn baby from crying
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2010, 12:11:39 PM »
Quote from: sys on April 14, 2010, 11:17:14 AM
Quote from: Saulbadguy on April 14, 2010, 11:04:20 AM
What would you do? I expect the response to be amusing/funny.

to start with, i mind my own goddamn business.  i guess i don't have the type of overreaching, all-encompassing ego to assume that the infant is screaming for me.
Excellent.
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Re: Best way to stop a newborn baby from crying
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2010, 12:53:35 PM »
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Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: Best way to stop a newborn baby from crying
« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2010, 02:31:45 PM »
Quote from: Saulbadguy on April 14, 2010, 08:38:05 AM
Quote from: pissclams on April 14, 2010, 07:37:12 AM
Quote from: WildCatzPhreak on April 14, 2010, 02:20:16 AM
8) Car ride around the block (sounds crazy but works great)

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Car seat on clothes dryer is equally effective.

this.

Seriously, just put the kid in the carseat and put it on top of the dryer, turn the dryer on, and go watch lost or something.
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