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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #425 on: December 29, 2014, 03:24:21 PM »
This will either turn out to be UMs very best hire or very worst hire.

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #426 on: December 29, 2014, 03:30:47 PM »
I have never wanted a head coach to fail as much as I want Jim Harbaugh to fail at Michigan. How amazing would that be?

Why?

It would make for great tv and bbsing.

No it wouldn't. 
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #427 on: December 29, 2014, 03:38:57 PM »
I have never wanted a head coach to fail as much as I want Jim Harbaugh to fail at Michigan. How amazing would that be?

Why?

It would make for great tv and bbsing.

No it wouldn't.

It really would. Harbaugh at Michigan is a sure thing, and a sure thing failing is always fun to watch.

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #428 on: December 29, 2014, 03:40:21 PM »
How many rust belt families is Michigan ruining with that $8MM?

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #429 on: December 29, 2014, 07:25:16 PM »
Venables humiliation of stoops tonight has me yearning for him in purple
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #430 on: December 29, 2014, 07:27:35 PM »
Venables humiliation of stoops tonight has me yearning for him in purple

Yeah this has been amazing. I'm full on Venzy or #burnitdown at this point

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #431 on: December 29, 2014, 07:30:47 PM »
Venables humiliation of stoops tonight has me yearning for him in purple
Damn, why didn't I think of that!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #432 on: December 30, 2014, 09:52:31 AM »
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John U. Bacon @Johnubacon  ·  39m 39 minutes ago
BREAKING NEWS: Straight from UM AD Jim Hackett. Harbaugh's salary will be roughly $5M a year, plus incentives, same basic contract as 49ers.

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Jim Harbaugh told Hackett he did NOT want to be the highest paid coach in CFB, or even the Big Ten. More concerned with pay for assistants.

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« Reply #433 on: December 30, 2014, 10:08:50 AM »
What a guy.
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #434 on: December 30, 2014, 01:11:39 PM »

What a guy.

I watched the entire press conference.  Those people are very arrogant.  I do admire their new willingness to effectively admit that they have really mumped up the last couple hires.

It's like they are saying "AND WE MEAN IT, THIS TIME!"

I wonder how well he will do without Andrew Luck?

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« Reply #435 on: December 30, 2014, 02:06:58 PM »
I hope he just kills it.  Something comforting to me in having a big dick Michigan to go along with a big dick Ohio State.  They can absolutely rape the rest of the conference and then have these great end of season megagames with a guaranteed spot in the 'offs.
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #436 on: December 30, 2014, 02:10:04 PM »
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John U. Bacon @Johnubacon  ·  39m 39 minutes ago
BREAKING NEWS: Straight from UM AD Jim Hackett. Harbaugh's salary will be roughly $5M a year, plus incentives, same basic contract as 49ers.

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Jim Harbaugh told Hackett he did NOT want to be the highest paid coach in CFB, or even the Big Ten. More concerned with pay for assistants.

HA! I TOLD YOU FUCKERS!

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #437 on: December 30, 2014, 02:24:54 PM »

What a guy.

I watched the entire press conference.  Those people are very arrogant.  I do admire their new willingness to effectively admit that they have really mumped up the last couple hires.

It's like they are saying "AND WE MEAN IT, THIS TIME!"

I wonder how well he will do without Andrew Luck?

He was a successful NFL coach and QB as well as successful college coach who turned out a very successful NFL QB.  He is also coaching at Michigan.  Granted Luck might be a player that comes along once every 10 years, but he should have no trouble attracting an elite QB

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #438 on: December 30, 2014, 02:26:08 PM »

What a guy.

I watched the entire press conference.  Those people are very arrogant.  I do admire their new willingness to effectively admit that they have really mumped up the last couple hires.

It's like they are saying "AND WE MEAN IT, THIS TIME!"

I wonder how well he will do without Andrew Luck?

He was a successful NFL coach and QB as well as successful college coach who turned out a very successful NFL QB.  He is also coaching at Michigan.  Granted Luck might be a player that comes along once every 10 years, but he should have no trouble attracting an elite QB

also he left Stanford in fantastic shape even after Luck left

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #439 on: December 30, 2014, 02:31:27 PM »
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John U. Bacon @Johnubacon  ·  39m 39 minutes ago
BREAKING NEWS: Straight from UM AD Jim Hackett. Harbaugh's salary will be roughly $5M a year, plus incentives, same basic contract as 49ers.

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Jim Harbaugh told Hackett he did NOT want to be the highest paid coach in CFB, or even the Big Ten. More concerned with pay for assistants.

HA! I TOLD YOU FUCKERS!
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #440 on: December 30, 2014, 02:36:32 PM »
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John U. Bacon @Johnubacon  ·  39m 39 minutes ago
BREAKING NEWS: Straight from UM AD Jim Hackett. Harbaugh's salary will be roughly $5M a year, plus incentives, same basic contract as 49ers.

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Jim Harbaugh told Hackett he did NOT want to be the highest paid coach in CFB, or even the Big Ten. More concerned with pay for assistants.

HA! I TOLD YOU FUCKERS!
link?

and lol at the idea that michigan would be the place that would pay the most. lol at everyone who thought that was a thing.

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #441 on: December 30, 2014, 02:39:21 PM »
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John U. Bacon @Johnubacon  ·  39m 39 minutes ago
BREAKING NEWS: Straight from UM AD Jim Hackett. Harbaugh's salary will be roughly $5M a year, plus incentives, same basic contract as 49ers.

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Jim Harbaugh told Hackett he did NOT want to be the highest paid coach in CFB, or even the Big Ten. More concerned with pay for assistants.

HA! I TOLD YOU FUCKERS!
link?

and lol at the idea that michigan would be the place that would pay the most. lol at everyone who thought that was a thing.
which way to the Hall of Shame.  :dubious:
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #442 on: December 30, 2014, 03:10:33 PM »
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John U. Bacon @Johnubacon  ·  39m 39 minutes ago
BREAKING NEWS: Straight from UM AD Jim Hackett. Harbaugh's salary will be roughly $5M a year, plus incentives, same basic contract as 49ers.

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Jim Harbaugh told Hackett he did NOT want to be the highest paid coach in CFB, or even the Big Ten. More concerned with pay for assistants.

HA! I TOLD YOU FUCKERS!
link?

and lol at the idea that michigan would be the place that would pay the most. lol at everyone who thought that was a thing.
you rough ridin' -nailed- it.  as usual great job sd

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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #443 on: December 30, 2014, 07:28:56 PM »
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John U. Bacon @Johnubacon  ·  39m 39 minutes ago
BREAKING NEWS: Straight from UM AD Jim Hackett. Harbaugh's salary will be roughly $5M a year, plus incentives, same basic contract as 49ers.

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Jim Harbaugh told Hackett he did NOT want to be the highest paid coach in CFB, or even the Big Ten. More concerned with pay for assistants.

HA! I TOLD YOU FUCKERS!
link?

and lol at the idea that michigan would be the place that would pay the most. lol at everyone who thought that was a thing.
you rough ridin' -nailed- it.  as usual great job sd
Are you sure about that, Chingon.  Here a little more detailed news on the agreement.


Jim Harbaugh will make at least $7 million in his first year as Michigan's new football coach.

That would be right in line with the $6.9 million annual salary of Alabama's Nick Saban, the highest-paid coach in college football, per USA TODAY Sports. But Harbaugh reaches that figure only because of a $2 million signing bonus.

His contract, however, falls far short of the $8 million annually that NFL insiders have widely reported for the past two weeks. The most common figures cited had been six years for at least $48 million.

Michigan released a one-page sheet today at Harbaugh's introductory news conference with what it titled the "major contract terms." According to that information:

•Harbaugh's contract runs for seven years.

•His annually salary is $5 million with a 10% increase after Year 3 and another 10% increase after Year 5.

•The athletic director will review "the progress of the football program" after this season to determine "an appropriate" deferred compensation arrangement.

Jim Harbaugh's contract details...

That last point could be worth millions. Interim athletic director Jim Hackett said during the news conference that he also would take into account market trends when determining deferred compensation.

Factoring in the 10% increases, the signing bonus and no incentives, Harbaugh's contract has a minimum value of $40.1 million

Well, well, lets divide the "$40.1 million" by 5 years and what do we get... wal la la, a smudge over $8 million per year.  Well I'm getting the hell out of the "Wall of Shame" right now.
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #444 on: December 30, 2014, 11:43:34 PM »
why would you divide a seven year contract's total value by five years?
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« Reply #445 on: December 30, 2014, 11:45:56 PM »
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Re: Official 2014 Coaching Carousel (football edition)
« Reply #448 on: January 06, 2015, 09:09:00 PM »
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/12127185/josh-heupel-oklahoma-sooners-offensive-coordinator
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