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sd soccer suggesto thread
« on: November 13, 2014, 03:11:22 PM »
Yes, that's a good idea


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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2014, 03:29:32 PM »
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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2014, 03:35:24 PM »
let them use their hands

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2014, 03:35:37 PM »
ball not round

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2014, 03:35:50 PM »
no goalies

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2014, 03:43:33 PM »
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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2014, 03:44:02 PM »
Fire hose that shoots beer straight into the mouths of all the fans.

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2014, 03:45:24 PM »
3 point line

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2014, 05:08:57 PM »
penalty box.

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2014, 05:16:37 PM »
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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2014, 05:17:26 PM »
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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2014, 05:17:57 PM »
fewer players (11 is too many)

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2014, 05:46:49 PM »
you have to go to the bench for x minutes for all fouls

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2014, 06:12:51 PM »
I suggested almost all of these in the world cup thread (the not sunny_cat one) 
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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2014, 06:17:43 PM »

penalty box.
you have to go to the bench for x minutes for all fouls

hmm, sounded familiar :facepalm:

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2014, 06:45:50 PM »
I suggested almost all of these in the world cup thread (the not sunny_cat one)
I had two so jokes on you

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2014, 06:47:53 PM »

penalty box.
you have to go to the bench for x minutes for all fouls

hmm, sounded familiar :facepalm:

What if instead of a penalty box the player has to run all the way around the outside of the field before returning. So like he could do it really fast but be tired or go slow and leave his team down longer

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2014, 08:30:42 PM »
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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2014, 09:09:08 PM »
Just like, hang out with friends while you watch it and do multiple other things at the same time because you can afford to miss large chunks of the match because nothing happens. Go completely bonkers when a goal is scored even if you missed it. High five everyone around you and use funny soccer terms you don't really understand and start multiple "ole" chants.

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2014, 09:10:37 PM »
Live Mascots. Sporting KC (wiz) should use Nikita the Polar Bear for their live mascot.

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2014, 09:20:14 PM »
Live Mascots. Sporting KC (wiz) should use Nikita the Polar Bear for their live mascot.



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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2014, 10:25:15 PM »
An actual sniper in the stands

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2014, 10:27:51 PM »
who hunts the snipe?  the goalie?

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2014, 10:28:25 PM »
maybe it should be people on the bench, and if they bag a snipe they automatically get subbed in

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Re: sd soccer suggesto thread
« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2014, 10:30:34 PM »
who hunts the snipe?  the goalie?

No silly, to bring a sense of reality to soccer flopping.

I mean what better way to add a sense of drama than by being able to say, "he really did get shot by a sniper"?