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oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« on: November 11, 2014, 01:29:08 PM »
Before they were married, Gene Keady took Kathleen to a Nike camp in Hawaii. Every time someone asked for their wedding date, Kathleen had to say she didn't know, her minister was out of town a lot. Finally one of the Nike officials said, "You're getting married tomorrow."

"And so we did!" Kathleen screams at me over the phone, laughing at the impetuousness of it all. "Gene wore a Nike shirt, Nike shorts, Nike sneakers. I wore white pajama bottoms and a shirt I got at the gift shop. And flip-flops."

Adds Gene Keady: "Kelvin Sampson gave the bride away. The best man was oscar Weber. He was the flower girl, too."

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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2014, 01:58:14 PM »
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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2014, 02:08:38 PM »
oscar looks great

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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2014, 02:09:44 PM »
He turned away, what was he looking at?
He was a flower girl the day that Gene wed me
Hey! What are you looking at?
He was a distracted girl the day that Gene wed me
He turned away what was he looking at?
He was a flower girl the day that Gene wed me
Hey! What are you looking at?
Hey! oscar! Over here, oscar.  Good job.
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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2014, 04:04:50 PM »
Quote from: Spracne on November 11, 2014, 02:09:44 PM
He turned away, what was he looking at?
He was a flower girl the day that Gene wed me
Hey! What are you looking at?
He was a distracted girl the day that Gene wed me
He turned away what was he looking at?
He was a flower girl the day that Gene wed me
Hey! What are you looking at?
Hey! oscar! Over here, oscar.  Good job.
STP :love:
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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2014, 04:09:21 PM »
Spracne, don't ever change.
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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2014, 04:15:02 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2014, 04:20:27 PM »
Her pants don't look like pajama pants. :dunno:
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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2014, 05:29:19 PM »
my first thought was "what the eff is oscar doi...o they are just flowers"
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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2014, 07:18:32 PM »
Quote from: The Big Train on November 11, 2014, 05:29:19 PM
my first thought was "what the eff is oscar doi...o they are just flowers"
LOL Same thought crossed my mind, arched back and goofy smile.  Is the drummer picking his nose or  teeth?  Is guitar chick checking for warts?  Keady with no comb-over, wow!  I guess 2 weeks later he found melanoma on his head.  Plus I read he spent $600 a week keeping that dead cat hairdo in shape.  oscar would make a good mortician.  Sprane's poem is great, made me teary eyed.
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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2014, 09:42:49 PM »
 :love:
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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2014, 12:18:53 AM »
Quote from: j rake on November 11, 2014, 01:29:08 PM

"And so we did!" Kathleen screams at me over the phone, laughing at the impetuousness of it all. "Gene wore a Nike shirt, Nike shorts, Nike sneakers. I wore white pajama bottoms and a shirt I got at the gift shop. And flip-flops."
what a shameless affront to the sanctity of marriage
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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2014, 08:29:28 AM »
Quote from: Pete on November 11, 2014, 04:20:27 PM
Her pants don't look like pajama pants. :dunno:

Please don't ruin their story Pete.
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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2014, 11:37:53 PM »
Who is  the tall black guy with the phone?
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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2014, 03:56:52 AM »

Quote from: The Big Train on November 11, 2014, 05:29:19 PM
my first thought was "what the eff is oscar doi...o they are just flowers"

Yes. He is holding those flowers dick-in-a-box style.
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Re: oscar Weber: hoops coach, best man, flower girl
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2014, 06:59:06 AM »
Quote from: ELL3 on November 14, 2014, 11:37:53 PM
Who is  the tall black guy with the phone?
Kalvin Sampson
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