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ADMIT WITHOUT FEAR WHICH YOU FEEL IS BY FAR THE BEST GROCERY STORE IN MHK

Dillon's (either)
Ray's Apple Market
Hy-Vee
walmart
Target?
ALDI
People's Republic of Grocery

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Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« on: November 07, 2014, 01:41:39 PM »
I think it's absolutely clear what any REAL MHK resident would agree is the best grocery store, but let's see if the huddled masses agree.

non mhkers are of course welcome to vote, but I ask that you please do so from an MHK frame of reference. I dont want you guys mucking this all up with your price choppers and albertsons and meijers and markets basket and what the eff else bullshit hullabaloo grocers.

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2014, 01:44:34 PM »
It's hyvee.  Westloop Dillion's is a distant second.

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2014, 01:46:48 PM »

wow, a rare shockingly awful  opinion from old dlew

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2014, 01:47:31 PM »
I always shopped exclusively at the Westloop Dillon's when I lived in MHK.

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2014, 01:49:29 PM »
One time I went to Aldis for a few things (like 20) and I didn't realize that they didn't have sacks so I just had to throw everything into the seat of my car and it rolled all around and fell onto the floor and stuff during the drive home and then when I got home it took like 10 trips to get everything in just  basically one thing in each hand every time so needless to say I did not vote for Aldis.

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2014, 01:51:38 PM »
I ASK YOU:

which of these has a nice person bag your groceries AND carry them to your car for you?
which of these doesnt have old chinese food that made me sick one time?
which of these is organized in a sensible fashion?
which of these is not from iowa?
which of these doesnt force you to sign up for an NSA surveillance plus card just to get a reasonable price?
which of these had 1.99 bacon (irregular slices) for sale a few weeks ago WITH NO LIMIT?

its really no contest

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2014, 01:55:18 PM »
I can tell you what it's not, it's not goddamn County Market on Kirby which can't be bothered to carry any individual baked goods.

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2014, 02:02:15 PM »
The year was 2000. I went to Aldi's for the first time ever. They tell me I need to pay $.25 for a shopping cart. I said ok. I remember buying a lot of box dinners, hamburger helper type stuff. anyways, I go to pay and the bagger was clipping his toenails on the conveyor belt thingy. I wasn't even offended, i just laughed at the balls it would take to do something like that. I've never been to another Aldi's but it gets my vote.
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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2014, 02:03:34 PM »
The year was 2000. I went to Aldi's for the first time ever. They tell me I need to pay $.25 for a shopping cart. I said ok. I remember buying a lot of box dinners, hamburger helper type stuff. anyways, I go to pay and the bagger was clipping his toenails on the conveyor belt thingy. I wasn't even offended, i just laughed at the balls it would take to do something like that. I've never been to another Aldi's but it gets my vote.

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2014, 02:05:19 PM »
Puni is talking about Ray's, and I can't even see the poll options because of bullshit Tapatalk.

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2014, 02:06:12 PM »
The problem with Ray's is that it smells like balls 24 -7.

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2014, 02:06:59 PM »
Clean ball(s) or dirty ball(s)?

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2014, 02:07:58 PM »
Dillion's is always going to win because my grandma lets me use her gas discount.

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2014, 02:09:34 PM »
Clean ball(s) or dirty ball(s)?
Well, they're not clean I can tell you that. Clean I could handle, I mean it would be mildly disturbing, but at least I knew someone cared for them.

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2014, 02:17:47 PM »
The problem with Ray's is that it smells like balls 24 -7.

0% true. THERE IS A NEW RAYS MAYBE YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT OLD RAYS

old rays did smell like balls. there was always a freezer cart of rotting seafood to greet you at the door

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2014, 02:20:57 PM »
Could be puni could be. I am thinking about the one that used to be Food 4 Less, by the post office.

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2014, 02:22:04 PM »
Could be puni could be. I am thinking about the one that used to be Food 4 Less, by the post office.

yeah that place was gross and has since been destroyed. It also got robbed right before it shut down.

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2014, 02:22:31 PM »
That explains it. New Ray's never smelled like balls to me.  Rarely went to old Ray's

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2014, 02:24:44 PM »
That explains it. New Ray's never smelled like balls to me.  Rarely went to old Ray's

don't forget there was and old westside rays too. THIS POLL IS SPECIFICALLY ONLY IN REGARDS TO CURRENT A+ LUXURY NEW WESTSIDE RAYS.

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2014, 02:26:34 PM »
I always shopped exclusively at the Westloop Dillon's when I lived in MHK.

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2014, 02:27:19 PM »
you old westloopers probably dont even know that there is a new westloop dillons

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Re: Friday's SMAKOFF non snak edition: MHK GROCERY STORE GRINDOUT
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2014, 02:28:03 PM »
During snowpocalypse 2012. A+ BRAND NEW LUXURY WESTSIDE Ray's was the only grocery store in town with milk.

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« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2014, 02:28:55 PM »
During snowpocalypse 2012. A+ BRAND NEW LUXURY WESTSIDE Ray's was the only grocery store in town with milk.

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« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2014, 02:29:37 PM »
During snowpocalypse 2012. A+ BRAND NEW LUXURY WESTSIDE Ray's was the only grocery store in town with milk.

Did they raise their milk prices to take advantage of the situation?

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« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2014, 02:34:04 PM »
During snowpocalypse 2012. A+ BRAND NEW LUXURY WESTSIDE Ray's was the only grocery store in town with milk.

Did they raise their milk prices to take advantage of the situation?
Nope. They're stand-up people.