Vote or Don't Spew Ooze From The Pit!!

[renocat]

My stance is if you vote, no matter what you believe, you have the right and gonads to publically express your viewpoints to others.   I know the 1st Amendment allows any speech, but not putting your actions where your mouth is is like farting in a tornado - your opinions really do not carry much weight.  Voting for a candidate who will support  what you believe is the cornerstone of our Republic.  I enjoy the wide variety of viewpoints coming from the Pit.  Shame on any oozer who doesn't vote.

[Emo EMAW]

What if you think both candidates should eat a bullet?

[massofcatfan]

Puffy man, are we just gonna let this happen? [cocks his weapon] We've gots to kill this non-votin' fool!
Puff Daddy: No, Justacious, let him go. He won't survive a fortnight in the wilderness.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

90%+ of the rules we are burdened by are created by unelected bureaucrats who serve at the whims of the imperial leader. The rules created by the legislature are enforced piecemeal by said imperial leader. The Republic is a farse and should be burned to the ground.

[jmlynch1]

My stance is if you vote, no matter what you believe, you have the right and gonads to publically express your viewpoints to others.   I know the 1st Amendment allows any speech, but not putting your actions where your mouth is is like farting in a tornado - your opinions really do not carry much weight.  Voting for a candidate who will support  what you believe is the cornerstone of our Republic.  I enjoy the wide variety of viewpoints coming from the Pit.  Shame on any oozer who doesn't vote.

I voted like 8 or 9 times

[420seriouscat69]

I vote that we give renocat a noogie!

[Ich.Gewinne]

I vote that we give renocat a noogie!

Start balloting now!

[star seed 7]

Drove 10 illegal aliens to the polls today

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

Drove 10 illegal aliens to the polls today

The wait to get into the US at the Tijuana and Otay Mesa crossings were unusually long this morning.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Unless you plan to vote GOP, I would appreciate you not voting today. Would you do me that favor? Thanks.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I just wish Pat Roberts would stop having his GOP buddies call me every day telling me to vote for Pat. If they had the decency to call in person, maybe I would care, but they just play a recording and it is annoying.

[Cartierfor3]

I vote for candidates whom I feel are qualified to lead. I don't vote for the sake of voting. I'll often leave things blank.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

I just wish Pat Roberts would stop having his GOP buddies call me every day telling me to vote for Pat. If they had the decency to call in person, maybe I would care, but they just play a recording and it is annoying.

Oh man, if I got a personal call from Mitt, that would be awesome. Strangely, I haven't received a single robo-call this year (I cut my landline and maybe the cell phones are immune?) - but I have received calls from 3 different polling outfits. And yes, I'm dorky enough that I took 5 minutes each time to participate.

[SdK]

That's not dorky.

[MakeItRain]

These savages in Iowa don't give out "I Voted" stickers. I took my daughter to the polls and she remembered getting one in Kansas in 2012.

[puniraptor]

I voted yes on KK's guy, Meryl, to honor him.

[SdK]

He's the only judge I voted on.

I wrote in for the state rep spot.

[star seed 7]

I vote for candidates whom I feel are qualified to lead. I don't vote for the sake of voting. I'll often leave things blank.

Write in your friends that you think would do a good job

[Cartierfor3]

I vote for candidates whom I feel are qualified to lead. I don't vote for the sake of voting. I'll often leave things blank.

Write in your friends that you think would do a good job

I totally wrote in lib7

[chum1]

What if you think both candidates should eat a bullet?

The problem with telling people this is that you give them the opportunity to tell you that you should vote for the lesser of two evils or something like that. That's why I tell people the reason that I don't vote is that I like the candidates equally and would be just as happy with either.

[renocat]

I went to the bathroom and cast an organic ballot for Obama and Reid.  Then I went to the polling place, and voted for real.  Hats off to the poll workers.  My mom always preached if a man doesn't vote he should have his horndog tools skewered.   I don't know what this means, but it gives me nightmares on the night before an election.

[jmlynch1]

One thing I have learned for sure is that voting takes gonads

[SdK]

Anyone else vote at the Highland Ridge clubhouse? 

[Spracne]

If you hold your vote, I'll take your scrot. My momma always used to tell me that.

You deserve to be gelded if your vote is helded.

[renocat]

If you hold your vote, I'll take your scrot. My momma always used to tell me that.

You deserve to be gelded if your vote is helded.

Man I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.  Your mom tops mine who was an old crazy hillbilly!