TCU Game

[TCUHornedFrog]

I never thought I would get a chance to post this on this board about another poster considering my skills deficiencies, but here goes:

TCUHornedFrog=LBBSIQ

May have to retire after this.

This is incorrect.

My BBS skills has made goEMAW a pretty lively board this afternoon.

You should retire.  The game has passed you by.

[American Standard]

TCU still has like 2,000 tickets left to sell for this game.  How embarrassing.

Haha. More Pimp Stats.

[Spracne]

TCU still has like 2,000 tickets left to sell for this game.  How embarrassing.

Haha. More Pimp Stats.

What are these "Pimp Stats" you speak of and how can I incorporate that phrase into my vernacular?

[TCUHornedFrog]

What are these "Pimp Stats" you speak of and how can I incorporate that phrase into my vernacular?

Pretty much any number that comes from bookie pimp that isn't a point spread is erroneous.  At least that's what I've noticed in the last couple of days.

[Spracne]

What are these "Pimp Stats" you speak of and how can I incorporate that phrase into my vernacular?

Pretty much any number that comes from bookie pimp that isn't a point spread is erroneous.  At least that's what I've noticed in the last couple of days.

Damn.  Was hoping I would be able to use this phrase often in my day-to-day.

[American Standard]

You're not very edgy tho. At least not in the good, entertaining way.

I prefer a little bit of subtlety.  Edginess is for amateurs.

I wonder if killerfrogs or whatever the website is called is embarrassed that TCUhornedfrog is the face of their posters over here.

I wouldn't make it past 10 posts over there.  They're huge homers and they don't like personal insults. 

we want as many of you here at goEMAW as will come.  all fans are homers, there's nothing wrong with that.  but you have to be real, too.
i just don't think you guys are as good as some may say you are.  when your best win is a loss to baylor, that should tell you something.

you've not beaten k-state since joining our conference and that will still  be the case after saturday night.

Your one big win was OU who dominated statistically.  Even with a +2 TO margin you needed their kicker to be uncharacteristicly shittastic to squirrel out the win. What else you got? Thumping ISU 32-28?

KSU seems similar to tech last year in conference. Schd front loaded with mostly RIF RAF, play OU close and then...

First year we have been mostly healthy. Won't end well for you guys.

in the history of your program, you've never won in norman and you're here discounting a win from a team who has just done it twice in a row?

Haha! And...yes...more Pimp Stats. 2005 and 1996.

[TCUHornedFrog]

What are these "Pimp Stats" you speak of and how can I incorporate that phrase into my vernacular?

Pretty much any number that comes from bookie pimp that isn't a point spread is erroneous.  At least that's what I've noticed in the last couple of days.

Damn.  Was hoping I would be able to use this phrase often in my day-to-day.

I think you could use it in your day-to-day speech.  People might look at you strangely though.

[Spracne]

What are these "Pimp Stats" you speak of and how can I incorporate that phrase into my vernacular?

Pretty much any number that comes from bookie pimp that isn't a point spread is erroneous.  At least that's what I've noticed in the last couple of days.

Damn.  Was hoping I would be able to use this phrase often in my day-to-day.

I think you could use it in your day-to-day speech.  People might look at you strangely though.

If I tell somebody my number, would that qualify as Pimp Stats?

[American Standard]

You're not very edgy tho. At least not in the good, entertaining way.

I prefer a little bit of subtlety.  Edginess is for amateurs.

I wonder if killerfrogs or whatever the website is called is embarrassed that TCUhornedfrog is the face of their posters over here.

I wouldn't make it past 10 posts over there.  They're huge homers and they don't like personal insults. 

we want as many of you here at goEMAW as will come.  all fans are homers, there's nothing wrong with that.  but you have to be real, too.
i just don't think you guys are as good as some may say you are.  when your best win is a loss to baylor, that should tell you something.

you've not beaten k-state since joining our conference and that will still  be the case after saturday night.

Your one big win was OU who dominated statistically.  Even with a +2 TO margin you needed their kicker to be uncharacteristicly shittastic to squirrel out the win. What else you got? Thumping ISU 32-28?

KSU seems similar to tech last year in conference. Schd front loaded with mostly RIF RAF, play OU close and then...

First year we have been mostly healthy. Won't end well for you guys.

"Mostly healthy"?!?!?  What the actual eff?!?!  TCU is a walking MASH unit...  Catalon (out), Gray/Doctson (hobbled) and Carraway unlikely to play, plus I'm sure there's some I missed.

 

Compared to the last two years, that is mostly healthy.

[420seriouscat69]

Spoiler alert: When you play in a real conference, injuries occur.

[Dugout DickStone]

Is he seriously blaming injuries for being our bitch?  Wtf?

[Mixed-Nutz]

THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS STATE has never lost a football game, they were just injured. 

[Dugout DickStone]

 

THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS STATE has never lost a football game, they were just injured.

Banner that crap

[American Standard]

TCU still has like 2,000 tickets left to sell for this game.  How embarrassing.

Haha. More Pimp Stats.

What are these "Pimp Stats" you speak of and how can I incorporate that phrase into my vernacular?

In my short history with Bookie Pimp, he has shown he likes to pull stats out of his ass. At first, I debunked them time and time again. The time consumption in doing so wasn't efficient so I simply respond with "Pimp Stat" when something is obviously wrong but presented as fact.

That doesn't mean I won't share whiskey (not out of the same glass), beers and such with him this weekend. But when the stats start flying from his gumbs it is pretty much screen saver mode for my brain.

[pissclams]

THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS STATE has never lost a football game, they were just injured. 

THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS STATE has never lost a football game, they were just injured.

Banner that crap

a&m would

[Dugout DickStone]

Back to back injury free natties

[Spracne]

TCU still has like 2,000 tickets left to sell for this game.  How embarrassing.

Haha. More Pimp Stats.

What are these "Pimp Stats" you speak of and how can I incorporate that phrase into my vernacular?

In my short history with Bookie Pimp, he has shown he likes to pull stats out of his ass. At first, I debunked them time and time again. The time consumption in doing so wasn't efficient so I simply respond with "Pimp Stat" when something is obviously wrong but presented as fact.

That doesn't mean I won't share whiskey (not out of the same glass), beers and such with him this weekend. But when the stats start flying from his gumbs it is pretty screen saver mode for my brain.

I just Google'd "gumb." Third result is interesting...

[BIG APPLE CAT]

TCU still has like 2,000 tickets left to sell for this game.  How embarrassing.

Haha. More Pimp Stats.

What are these "Pimp Stats" you speak of and how can I incorporate that phrase into my vernacular?

In my short history with Bookie Pimp, he has shown he likes to pull stats out of his ass. At first, I debunked them time and time again. The time consumption in doing so wasn't efficient so I simply respond with "Pimp Stat" when something is obviously wrong but presented as fact.

That doesn't mean I won't share whiskey (not out of the same glass), beers and such with him this weekend. But when the stats start flying from his gumbs it is pretty screen saver mode for my brain.

I just Google'd "gumb." Third result is interesting...

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Every year around this time, I'm thankful for the TCU people that demonstrate for us exactly why they were relegated to mid-major status for so long... I start to feel sorry for them, but then realize the "special people" want our acceptance more than our pity.

 

[Cartierfor3]

TCU doesn't feel like a "real" Big XII team

[The Big Train]

never have and never will

[Bqqkie Pimp]

What are these "Pimp Stats" you speak of and how can I incorporate that phrase into my vernacular?

Pretty much any number that comes from bookie pimp that isn't a point spread is erroneous.  At least that's what I've noticed in the last couple of days.

Link please.

 

[HerrSonntag]

Every year around this time, I'm thankful for the TCU people that demonstrate for us exactly why they were relegated to mid-major status for so long... I start to feel sorry for them, but then realize the "special people" want our acceptance more than our pity.

 

Its a different sort of pity... at least with some of the truly bad Big 12 teams, they have an army of mouthbreathing fans that are fun to laugh at.   But, when your a TCU, having no fans, the only people you have to make fun of are bros who have feels, and you just feel bad for them, yeah know? 

[AbeFroman]

TCU doesn't feel like a "real" Big XII team

Or a "real" University.

[Obvious Troll]

Bless your hearts.
Your condescension reeks of fear.

Looking forward to this game.
Can't wait for Saturday.
Good luck and may the best team win.