Pistol Pete

[The Big Train]

this drunken bad person is coming to our lovely town today.  let's make him feel so unwelcome he passes out before the game from slamming shots and gundy kicks his loser ass off the team.  we don't need his womanizing filth in MHK   

[kst8cat]

Did you know that Pistol Pete is the 3rd scariest mascot in all of college football?  (And Willie is also in the top 10.) 

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/eye-on-college-football/24775376/the-ten-scariest-mascots-in-college-football

I bet Pistol Pete is a nice guy, just a friendly old cowboy who wants to be your friend...or maybe that's just what he wants you to think. Look into that haggard, weather-beaten face of his. There's a secret behind that face. A dark secret. The kind of secret that you aren't meant to figure out, and Pistol Pete would do anything to keep you from learning it, including kill you. You wouldn't be the first person he's killed, nor would you be the last.

Simply put, Willie the Wildcat is a crime against nature. He's the result of some mad scientist experiment gone wrong. Sure, Kansas State says he's a wildcat, and he has the head of a cat, but he has the body of a human. Cats can be real jerks, but this is a cat with opposable thumbs. That means it can use a weapon when it wants to. If you have ever owned a cat, you know for a fact that it has wanted to kill you at least 100 times. The difference is Willie can actually get it done.

Personally I think the Sun Devil guy is way scarier than Willie and he's only 9th.

[Winters]

Kansas State...Everything OSU wants to be

[DQ12]

Pistol Pete is really cool.  The tricks he does with his guns are very impressive.

Their "OOOOOO---SSSSSSS----UUUUUUU.  Cowboys." thing isn't cool though.  Ours mops the floor with theirs.

[jmlynch1]

Pistol Pete is really cool.  The tricks he does with his guns are very impressive.

Their "OOOOOO---SSSSSSS----UUUUUUU.  Cowboys." thing isn't cool though.  Ours mops the floor with theirs.

He does girl pushups

[kst8cat]

Pistol Pete is really cool.  The tricks he does with his guns are very impressive.

Their "OOOOOO---SSSSSSS----UUUUUUU.  Cowboys." thing isn't cool though.  Ours mops the floor with theirs.

He does girl pushups

But so does Willie according to Matt Millen on the broadcast tonight.  Very embarrassing.   

[The Big Train]

matt millen is one of the biggest pieces of human feces that has every been a part of the game of football.  if you take what the worst executive in the history of the nfl says personally, i feel sorry for you.

[kst8cat]

matt millen is one of the biggest pieces of human feces that has every been a part of the game of football.  if you take what the worst executive in the history of the nfl says personally, i feel sorry for you.

I notice you conveniently left out the fact he was an all-pro linebacker and 4-time Super Bowl champion.  So I'm sure he knows a lot more about football than you do, Big Train (if that's even your real name).   

[bucket]

Willie does girl push ups

[kst8cat]

Willie does girl push ups

Technically speaking, I think girl pushups are when your knees contact the ground instead of the tips of your toes, making the pushup a little easier.  But they still have to go all the way down and up with the arms. 

[HerrSonntag]

Willie does girl push ups

Technically speaking, I think girl pushups are when your knees contact the ground instead of the tips of your toes, making the pushup a little easier.  But they still have to go all the way down and up with the arms.

Correct, i think they're more akin to fat kid pushups.

[Katpappy]

Willie does girl push ups

Technically speaking, I think girl pushups are when your knees contact the ground instead of the tips of your toes, making the pushup a little easier.  But they still have to go all the way down and up with the arms.

Correct, i think they're more akin to fat kid pushups.

Well, if we didn't win so many games and run up the score, then Willie would be just fine because his head won't be so swollen.