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GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« on: October 25, 2014, 02:14:54 PM »
Hey friends, ben ji here.

I skimmed through the game thread over at shaggy bevo and found some gems you might enjoy!



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These game threads are awesome. Every game it's like we all woke up thinking it's 2005. "What is this crap??"
Yeah we're not very good.

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they had 4 olinemen across the LOS

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Here comes their bullshit downfield blocking on a pass.


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our 10 stars of running backs couldn't make that move in their dreams

Right before swoopes 20 yard sack
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That had to be PI. Hands in the face without looking for the ball.

Sack to take them out of field goal range
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we are so rough ridin' stupid. god damnit

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what in the eff.... we were at the 17 and now PUNTING?

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First and ten on the KSU 17 and we end the drive with a punt. God rough ridin' damn it.

They also seem to think they are getting to jake
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No way Waters finishes this game

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Waters is rattled or hurt or both.

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They had better call holding at least once on KSU today, or imma go Heath Ledger on quaaludes

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Ha, 3rd and 13...exactly where they wanted us.

They seem really butthurt about not getting holding calls? You would think that Texas, of all teams, would realize the Big12 has to protect their "contenders"

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i guess WRs are allowed to grab fistfulls of shirt as well?

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That WR wasn't holding?

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Is it just me, or does K-State hold more than '08 Tech?

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yeah these holding missed calls are wide open, no on else around, and right at the ball holding, I dont rough ridin' understand how that isnt rough ridin' seen

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eff.
eff
eff

They are getting every call

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The reffing in this game is horrendous. I've seen Kansas State commit the same fouls Texas is getting called for with holds on quick passes and PIs, and nothing is being called against them.

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Why people thought the most undisciplined team would beat the best-coached big 12 team on the road is beyond me

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If you honestly think that the officiating is not causing us to lose then you're one dumb [redacted].

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eff KSU. eff the Refs. eff the penalties. eff the stupid mistakes. eff losing games. eff losing games we should win. eff the Big12. eff Mack Brown. eff nothing going our way. eff everything.



HALFTIME. Take a breather guys, halfway home.


Fumble!!!!

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holy eff we are a riot

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Im seriously concerned we are going to get shut out today. every rough ridin' time we start doing well, we make a major boneheaded play

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God damn i hate 3rd quarters

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how many rough ridin' times are these announcers going to suck kstates male genitals about the penalties?

we get it, they dont get penalties called on them... but its not rough ridin' newworthy every rough ridin' time one is called

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Watching this team this yr has been like having a bad case of anal fissures and hemoroids. Some weeks there's no pain all is well minor discomfort. Other weeks it feels like you got mumped with a pinecone wrapped in barb wire dipped in salt and lemon juice. Today is that day

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When did the Big12 front office start protecting its front runners ala $EC?

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K-st has some bad ass receivers damn

ANGER IS TAKING HOLD

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Waters is a rough ridin' cake.

Ksu db's are rough ridin' garbage.

The fact we arent in this tells me we suck.

And #11? Are you rough ridin' kidding me?

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how come Kstate had a kicker who sucked BALLS, and they got him off the team, went out and found some rando guy who can kick field goals? Why the eff cant we do that?

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rough ridin' whores. Not a single point through 3 quarters against a bunch of JUCO fucks who barely made varsity in high school. Gotdamned unspeakable embarrassment.

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Can we get some Missourians to burn this rough ridin' state down again?

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kick a FG here so we don't get shut out plz


MELTDOWN CITY ON THE BAD 4TH DOWN SPOT!!!

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I mean jesus rough ridin' christ, we can see that from the damn TV, yet the refs call it down about 2 yards short? give me a break

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What complete bullshit.

eff that and eff y'all again.

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Horrible play call but horrible spot. Terrible. Terrible. Officiating today

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Such bullshit. I guess we're Iowa State now :(

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I rough ridin' hate kstate and the rough ridin' big 12

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Well any chances of salvaging a winning record out of this season are becoming slimmer and slimmer.

I was wrong about the offense turning it around. They are just as punchless as ever today. They have no big play ability so they have to drive mistake free for 10 or more plays to score and that is not going to happen very often.

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This is one of the worst Texas games I have ever witnessed. At least a route would be entertaining.

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We are the flagship in the most talent rich state. Kansas state is full of walk on and Jucos and kids that learned football last week and they own our asses yr in and yr out. Is this real life?


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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2014, 02:20:29 PM »
Great work, ben ji

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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2014, 02:20:35 PM »
lol texas

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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2014, 02:24:32 PM »
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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2014, 02:25:58 PM »
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how come Kstate had a kicker who sucked BALLS, and they got him off the team, went out and found some rando guy who can kick field goals? Why the eff cant we do that?

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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2014, 02:27:06 PM »
Quick, someone get Iowa State's AD on the phone. Someone needs to take a stand against the Big Twelve referees for how unfair they are to Texas.  I'm mad as hell  :shakesfist:
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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2014, 02:36:44 PM »
I like how they think we don't have any talent but are able to completely dominate them.
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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2014, 02:42:28 PM »
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Watching this team this yr has been like having a bad case of anal fissures and hemoroids. Some weeks there's no pain all is well minor discomfort. Other weeks it feels like you got mumped with a pinecone wrapped in barb wire dipped in salt and lemon juice. Today is that day

This one was my favorite. Eat more fiber guys!

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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2014, 02:44:17 PM »
Texas knows how to do a game thread. I enjoyed that.

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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2014, 02:53:55 PM »
Getting every call feels great.  Who will be the first team trying to run to the big 10 because of the KSU bias in conf?

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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2014, 03:33:17 PM »
Iowa State

Also, I wish they had gotten Saban

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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2014, 03:58:47 PM »
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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2014, 04:44:13 PM »
Texas fans in 17 were awesome. Making fun of their team. Calling us cheaters on plays that were just good. Etc. Had a great time like I did when we played @OSU and they kept yelling to give it to skinny (Joe Hall).

Also fell in love with a UT cheerleader.

Also their mascot knows how to have a great time.

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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2014, 04:46:10 PM »
Yeah, Texas fans are pretty much the BITB

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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2014, 04:50:54 PM »
Got nothing on Nubb meltdowns.


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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2014, 04:52:54 PM »
Texas fans are on the polar opposite end of the fan spectrum from NU fans

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« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2014, 04:54:01 PM »
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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2014, 05:43:27 PM »
Pretty shitty job of filtering out "gems" benji, you rough ridin' dimwit. Less is more, pal.
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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2014, 06:10:18 PM »
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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2014, 06:22:16 PM »
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We hold texas!

We hold texas!

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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2014, 06:24:22 PM »
great job, ben ji! 


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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2014, 06:24:45 PM »
i really hate those texas bastards but also respect them. 


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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2014, 08:18:16 PM »

Texas fans are on the polar opposite end of the fan spectrum from NU fans

I think there is room to appreciate both, no?


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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2014, 08:21:43 PM »
I've never seen a game thread where 80% of the posts were about one thing about holding and specifically on guy supposedly holding on every play

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Re: GEMS of the Shaggy Bevo Game Thread!
« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2014, 12:08:03 AM »
They should be at least happy that they aren't Texas Tech.....