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Things you know about Baltimore
« on: October 08, 2014, 11:07:03 AM »
Lots of crime


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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2014, 11:07:46 AM »
Football players murder people and/or beat the crap out of their girlfriends and the fans cheer for those types of people

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2014, 11:21:17 AM »
Bad schools

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2014, 11:22:01 AM »
Racism

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2014, 11:25:17 AM »
Everyone there is a dumb idiot

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2014, 11:25:43 AM »
their crabs are full of poop and needles and stuff

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2014, 11:26:17 AM »
Johns Hopkins? WHY ARE THEY BOTH PLURAL???  :lol:

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2014, 11:29:47 AM »
Cal Ripken? More like Fail Dipchin

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2014, 11:30:43 AM »
Drug traffic capital of North America according to National Geographic.edu

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2014, 11:33:09 AM »
Guy I know got all his stuff stolen at an airport. Guess which one. Yep. Baltimore.  :frown:

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2014, 11:33:50 AM »
Hey baltimore! Did you ever see the King's Speech? of course you did because it was awesome. well the stupid king of england tried to marry a slutty divorcee and it like ruined the whole country. guess where she was from? OMG it was Baltimore!  :lol:

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2014, 11:35:58 AM »
one time i was in an elevator with the owner of the Orioles and he smelled bad, and i told him that he smelled bad. he said, "it's not my fault that i'm the owner of the B.O."  :lol:

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2014, 11:45:49 AM »
Baltimore, Maryland?  More like Bodymore, Murdaland amirite??!? 

No seriously it's Bodymore Murdaland.  Stay safe, Royals



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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2014, 02:50:56 PM »
Their airport chipotle serves breakfast

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2014, 02:52:39 PM »
Pfft. More like Baltiless. amirite?

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2014, 04:02:04 PM »
Pfft. More like Baltiless. amirite?
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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2014, 04:04:43 PM »
Maryland? More like rough ridin' shithole of America that should be lopped off and thrown into the ocean-land.

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2014, 05:47:10 PM »
DC's slums...and that's saying something

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2014, 05:57:11 PM »
tons of disgusting papists.

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2014, 06:10:49 PM »
Vacants, they be fillin em.
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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2014, 06:16:34 PM »
A city by papists, for papists.

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2014, 06:30:31 PM »
Ain't no lakes, ain't no trout  :horrorsurprise:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2014, 06:49:37 PM »
eff them.   They benched The Judge.  Pretty gross town really. The inner harbor is exactly like the KC P&L except with water.

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Re: Things you know about Baltimore
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2014, 06:53:33 PM »

eff them.   They benched The Judge.  Pretty gross town really. The inner harbor is exactly like the KC P&L except with water.
and rapists.


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