Author Topic: Operation Codename: Striped Weasel (Read 4423 times)

CHONGS · « **on:** October 06, 2014, 05:06:39 PM »

Ok guys, I have modded the site so no ISU fans can see this thread.

Let's get the ball rolling on how we are going to screw ISU in next year's KSU game. I am thinking that the signal will be us getting ahead of them 35-6 and then we will have the refs call an offensive pass interference on their "tight end" during the next drive, thus killing the series. OH MAN THAT WILL BURN EM!

CHONGS · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2014, 05:08:38 PM »

Oh an to ensure that the ISU proof filter works for other posts, please use the [stripedweasel] tag.

[stripedweasel]
We can also get the refs to spot the ball 6 inches behind were it should be for the whole third quarter of the ISU-OU game in 2016
[/stripedweasel]

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #2 on:** October 06, 2014, 05:11:05 PM »

Next year when we play ISU, we will get at least one play off after the play clock hits 0. No flags thrown. I've already paid off the zebras. You're welcome, guys.

CNS · « **Reply #3 on:** October 06, 2014, 05:19:02 PM »

I am thinking something more dramatic. Maybe getting their star defender kicked for targeting or something. I haven't really looked into how, or even if they have a star defender, but feel like this might be upping the game from the normal call arrangements we have with the refs.

MidnightOil82 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 06, 2014, 07:35:38 PM »

Buffalo Wild Wings sponsorship. Each quarter a different Mod gets to use wand that controls wind, fire, sprinklers, etc.

Winters · « **Reply #5 on:** October 06, 2014, 07:39:24 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on October 06, 2014, 05:11:05 PM

Next year when we play ISU, we will get at least one play off after the play clock hits 0. No flags thrown. I've already paid off the zebras. You're welcome, guys.

Thanks! Go, cats! #

pissclams · « **Reply #6 on:** October 06, 2014, 07:41:19 PM »

could put toxin harvested from dart frogs into their qb's hand warmer thing.

the skin on his hands will literally melt off

completely untraceable
completely genius
go cats

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7 on:** October 06, 2014, 08:07:52 PM »

please be careful guys, they are starting to catch on to us

kst8cat · « **Reply #8 on:** October 06, 2014, 08:51:17 PM »

One of us needs to pay one of their walk-on basketball players 20 bucks to "accidentally" dunk the ball too late in pregame warm-ups so that the KSU Cats get to shoot free throws before the game clock even starts.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #9 on:** October 06, 2014, 09:21:27 PM »

Gamma waves.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #10 on:** October 06, 2014, 09:31:17 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2014, 08:07:52 PM

please be careful guys, they are starting to catch on to us

makes the whole thing more fun imo.

SeanSnyder4Prez · « **Reply #11 on:** October 06, 2014, 10:01:08 PM »

insert lame tired goEMAW joke about flooding their stadium

jtksu · « **Reply #12 on:** October 06, 2014, 11:36:02 PM »

Quote from: SeanSnyder4Prez on October 06, 2014, 10:01:08 PM

insert lame tired goEMAW joke about flooding their stadium

We've been doing that crap for years. Why stop now?

bucket · « **Reply #13 on:** October 06, 2014, 11:47:40 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on October 06, 2014, 11:36:02 PM

Quote from: SeanSnyder4Prez on October 06, 2014, 10:01:08 PM
insert lame tired goEMAW joke about flooding their stadium

We've been doing that crap for years. Why stop now?

Because there are a million other reasons to mock their team

SeanSnyder4Prez · « **Reply #14 on:** October 06, 2014, 11:55:49 PM »

Don't get me wrong though, this is a great thread with a fantastic initial post imo. Probably the best post I've seen since kcarnes jumped the shark

ben ji · « **Reply #15 on:** October 07, 2014, 12:21:10 AM »

Lulz! Just paid the Hoibergs maid to put NAIR in Fred's Shampoo bottle. That whiner is gonna look so ridiculous at the start of basketball season!

LOL

Winters · « **Reply #16 on:** October 07, 2014, 07:11:23 AM »

Let's use that EMP device in 2027 against them

_33 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 07, 2014, 07:55:35 AM »

Quote from: SeanSnyder4Prez on October 06, 2014, 11:55:49 PM

Don't get me wrong though, this is a great thread with a fantastic initial post imo. Probably the best post I've seen since kcarnes jumped the shark

Thanks for stopping by to rate the thread, now take a hike loser.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #18 on:** October 07, 2014, 07:57:59 AM »

Get the Big 12 to pass a bylaw requiring ISU to have separate bathrooms for gingers.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #19 on:** October 07, 2014, 08:20:56 AM »

All striped weasel replay reviews must take place on a 14 inch standard definition CRT monitor.

_33 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 07, 2014, 08:26:08 AM »

I think we need to discuss whether our money and influence is better used making sure no penalties are ever called on us, or getting unfair penalties called on them. I know we've gone 50/50 on that in the past but should we be focusing more on one than the other? Does one screw them more than the other?

CHONGS · « **Reply #21 on:** October 07, 2014, 08:35:39 AM »

I am certainly 100% on team bad calls against ISU. I would rather see them get flagged for holding (preferably called against a number not on the field) and negating a TD, than for us to get away with a hold to score a TD.

meow meow · « **Reply #22 on:** October 07, 2014, 08:39:14 AM »

How about we get the refs to call a ton of personal fouls on them? After they back them off 15 yards, they flag the other team for offsides or some other meaningless 5 yard penalty. Then basically ISU will always start 1st and 20, but at the end of the game, the penalties are even, thus they will look like idiot crybabies if they whine about it. This seems foolproof, I'm glad ISU fans can't read this thread :stripedweasel:

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 07, 2014, 08:56:24 AM »

Do you think we could play poorly enough to keep it close until the end, then allow them a game winning play only to have it called back on a made up call? Maybe we put our second or third string in our first string's jerseys to keep it closer. Don't know, this idea obviously needs some tweaking.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #24 on:** October 07, 2014, 08:59:45 AM »

I think we should have the refs look the other way when our biggest player runs over to the sideline and just spears Coach Rhodes. Then when Rhodes gets up and gets in the ref's face, give him a personal foul.