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Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« on: October 04, 2014, 03:14:19 PM »
 Mr.  President you have tried your best to push gas to  $5 per gallon.  Well I just paid less than $3.  Still not good, but going in the right direction - no thanks to your administration.  Keep up the good work you heathen capitalistic oil men.  Keystone, fracing, and oil independence all are great.  There still hope  of surviving the earther enviromentalist who worship rocks, trees, squirrels and such.   


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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2014, 03:17:31 PM »
I bet Obummer is going to sign an exec order making gas at least $5/gal, mandatory before he leaves office. 

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2014, 03:24:08 PM »
Renocat brigs a cannoncat level of zeal that I appreciate

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2014, 03:26:05 PM »
I really, really like "earther".
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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2014, 03:32:14 PM »
Energy independence is great and I love that it is all happening just to spite the predident.  That guy could eff up anything.  Pretty much a.miracle that he didn't mess up something as simple as lowering gas prices. 

Do you guys thunk Putin is behind this, just to big time Our Weakling in his own backyard?   That is where my money is at.

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2014, 04:21:45 PM »
It's awesome that the USA is now the worlds biggest producer of oil. Just imagine what we'd be pumping out without all the restrictions on federal leases? Might even be below $2 a gallon.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2014, 10:11:25 PM »
In your rough ridin' face obuttlicker
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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2014, 01:18:54 PM »
Darn, whelp.  Looks like that Pelosi post Obama election hearing on gas prices isn't going to happen after all.   She was one mad lady when gas prices went up during the previous administration.    Calling for congressional investigations and the whole, as they say, nine yards.


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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2014, 03:06:31 PM »
I thought gas prices were part of the right wing conspiracy
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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2014, 04:28:43 PM »
I thought we were all talking about how gas prices are going down.

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2014, 04:32:13 PM »
I thought we were all talking about how gas prices are going down.

Yup, Obama is so incompetent that he can't even keep gas prices high  :lol:
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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2014, 04:33:19 PM »
pretty great thread title imo

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2014, 10:52:09 AM »
Read yesterday where OPEC is seeking to undermining our oil shale development by lowering their crude prices.  I like low oil prices, but not if it destroys our chance at energy independence. 

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2014, 11:50:00 AM »
Read yesterday where OPEC is seeking to undermining our oil shale development by lowering their crude prices.  I like low oil prices, but not if it destroys our chance at energy independence.

Yeah screw the free market

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2014, 12:23:44 PM »
Read yesterday where OPEC is seeking to undermining our oil shale development by lowering their crude prices.  I like low oil prices, but not if it destroys our chance at energy independence.

Yeah screw the free market

OPEC is the antithesis of free market.

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2014, 01:07:22 PM »
I read that OPEC plans to do this but that the pentagon thinks that they can't keep their prices low enough to hurt shale oil for more than 6 months.  I would guess that we are about to subsidize shale oil harvesting(harvesting?).

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2014, 02:05:18 PM »
Read yesterday where OPEC is seeking to undermining our oil shale development by lowering their crude prices.  I like low oil prices, but not if it destroys our chance at energy independence.

Yeah screw the free market

They are when competing with domestic producers

OPEC is the antithesis of free market.

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2015, 09:05:29 AM »
 :eek: Obama is really pulling to strings with this issue!

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2015, 06:33:33 PM »
Hot dang it.  1.56 per gallon, burn gas like a drunken banshee.  Shove the fuel pump up your earther butts too, and use grease made from oil not.some organic crap made from bat guano.

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2015, 09:50:03 PM »
Hot dang it.  1.56 per gallon, burn gas like a drunken banshee.  Shove the fuel pump up your earther butts too, and use grease made from oil not.some organic crap made from bat guano.

Congrats, it's $3 here in obamaland.

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2015, 10:54:41 PM »
Love when jd bitches about California gas prices  :love:

($2.36 in contra costa Co.!)
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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2015, 09:02:50 AM »
These prices are remarkably low

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2015, 10:28:44 AM »
Are they low because our economy is remarkably bad?
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2015, 10:30:54 AM »
They are low because of supply vs demand. Now that the omnibus allows us to sell our oil abroad, I expect the cost per barrel on oil to go up and with it the cost of gas per gallon.

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Re: Up your butt with a fuel hose!
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2015, 08:10:58 PM »
Love when jd bitches about California gas prices  :love:

($2.36 in contra costa Co.!)

I wouldn't live in Contra Costa county.

not that there's anything wrong with it.....